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KingdomCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, All hail the KING, AUTHORITY, bow down to the KING, coronation, homage, King, Kingdom, kingdomcraft, leader, long live the KING, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, MONARCH, Powerful, praise, Reign, royal family, Royalty, Ruler, Server, Sovereign

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	268	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, bow down to the KING on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our ruler is a literal Minecraft god who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride a pig into battle. Plus, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares challenge them. And did we mention that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of candy? So come join us and experience the sweetest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! All hail the KING!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Towns Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2509	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9553
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	833	Enchantments Applied:	199
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6345	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Items Found:	7322
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	3098	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!