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PalmLotionCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got the most lit community in da whole blocky world. like, seriously, our players’ palms are so moisturized from all the epic gaming they do on our server. it’s like they’re constantly slaying dragons and building castles, so their hands gotta stay soft and supple for maximum gaming performance.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON! and then there was that time when a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the nether. it was lit, fam.

so, if u wanna be part of the craziest, most moisturized minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for some epic adventures. who knows what kind of insanity awaits you in our blocky world. let’s get this party started, gamers!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREAD

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2949
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	723
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	9076	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Farms Harvested:	780
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Farms Harvested:	761
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	54
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Votes:	8411	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!