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Puff Daddy’s Baby Block Party
so like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft but you also wanna learn about weird science stuff? well, do we have the server for you! join us and you’ll unlock the secrets of genetic links to smoking in pregnancy. we even have a special potion that lets you experience what it’s like to be a male fetus affected by smoking in the womb. it’s like virtual reality but way more messed up. so come on, join us and let’s get weird with science in Minecraft! -
Shroomy Empathy Land
come join our minecraft server where we give u psilocybin mushrooms to increase ur emotional empathy like a freakin superhero. depressed? no problem, just eat some shrooms and u’ll be feeling all the feels in no time. our players have reported lasting effects for at least two weeks, so u can be a compassionate builder for days on end. join now and let the mushrooms guide u to a more empathetic minecraft experience like never before. -
LifeFuckedMeUpMC SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. We got diamond armor that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and enchanted weapons that shoot out rainbow lasers.But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a squad of killer bunnies that will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, which will grant you three wishes (but only if you wish for more diamonds).
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night? Yeah, we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning sick beats. It’s lit, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendship is priceless. Peace out, homies!
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Walnut Breakfast Boost
come join our epic minecraft server where eating walnuts with breakfast will give you super brain powers to dominate the game! imagine being able to react faster than lightning and remember every crafting recipe without looking it up! our players who eat walnuts have been known to build entire castles in minutes and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. don’t miss out on this nutty opportunity to level up your gaming skills and become a minecraft master! -
CreepCraft: Childhood Trauma
Remember that one movie you watched as a kid that you thought was all fun and games, but ended up giving you nightmares for weeks? Well, imagine that movie on steroids and you’ve got our Minecraft server! Join us if you dare to relive your childhood trauma in pixelated form. Our server is so intense, it’ll make that “seemingly harmless” movie look like a walk in the park. But hey, who needs sleep anyway, right? So come on in and face your fears head on…or should we say block on? -
Long COVID Survivors United
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where 2 out of 3 players with long covid still have their symptoms after 2 years! why? because we have the most INSANE challenges and quests that will make you forget all about your lingering symptoms!imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.
so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?
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TinyTrollzCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only insult you hear is “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult paradise! Join us and get roasted by our resident insult master, Insulticus Maximus, who will come up with the most creative and hilarious insults you’ve ever heard.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a golden chicken nugget and bragging rights for life.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be insulted, entertained, and amazed in ways you never thought possible!
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Movie TraumaCraft
Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them! -
ParentalPwnage
Are you tired of your parents grounding you for no reason? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where parents can’t tell you what to do! No more curfews, no more chores, just endless fun and freedom! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief you’ll get into. Join now and say goodbye to parental control forever! -
SavageTeacherMoments – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! I heard that if you join, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples.But wait, there’s more! I heard that one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. And another player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake that attracted a horde of hungry zombies. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.
So yeah, if you want to experience all the craziness and wackiness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before the llama army takes over and starts demanding all the emeralds as tribute. Trust me, you won’t regret it!