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GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

body hair acceptance, body positivity, breaking beauty standards, embracing hair, eve edition, feminist movement, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy legs, hairy women, hairy women community, hairy women empowerment, hairy women love, hairy women movement, hairy women pride, hairy women support, hairy women thread, Long hair, Minecraft, natural beauty., self love, smp, Thread, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Towns Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	91
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9860	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta males, Chad, Chads, chadwomen, Confidence, cope, cry, empowerment, Epic, feminism, free will, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, rooting for chad, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, toxic masculinity, traditional conservative values, ugly women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Farms Harvested:	700	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, catholic church, catholic faith, Catholic tradition, catholicism, Christianity, Church, doctrine, FAITH, Minecraft, papacy, papal infallibility, pontiff, pope, pope in my country, pope’s authority, Popeular, Religion, religious beliefs, religious leader, smp, spiritual leader, Vatican

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

Euphonium City Minecraft Server

Anime, Band, beautiful art, brass band, Character development, city, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, euphonium, harem, Hibike Euphonium, high school, japanese animation, kyoani, Minecraft, Music, official art, relationships, romance, school life, Server, Shuuichi, slice of life

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

criticism, dying hobby, effort in streams, frequency of streams, hard-working vtubers, hobby criticism, hololive, idol culture, idol culture downfall, lack of creativity, lack of effort, lack of originality, lazy vtubers, Minecraft, moral code, personality types, Popularity, Shit, smp, vtuber community, VTuber personalities, Vtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Assistance, Community, discussion, forum, Help, internet, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 926438174, ONLINE, post, query, question.., Reply, response, Server, Support, Thread, unknown, User

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Atmospheric, Colorful, Cyberpunk, Dark, DISAPPOINTING, dungeon crawler, Gotta Go Fast, Horror, horror-themed, Immersive, maintenance deck, Minecraft, remake, Sci Fi, shock, Shooter, slow-paced, smp, spooky, Suspenseful, System, system shock remake, Waste

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

CivWorld Minecraft server

Challenges, Civilization, CivWorld, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Server, Skills

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

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Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

American, arab, arab muslims, Arabs, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, ignorance, integration, Minecraft, Minority, Misinformation, Muslim, Oasis, palestine, Politics, prejudice, Religion, right wingers, Server, Stereotypes, tolerance, US, WTF

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

The Limbus Company General – Minecraft SMP #2027

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, Faust, general, General guide, google play, Hong Lu, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland Outis!

But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!