Guts and hives await you as you navigate through the T-virus infected world.
Become a beardless child and embrace the delirium of scorpions with souls of chastity.
Only the ones that have happened will understand the true innocence of knowledge within the soul.
Don’t be long gone, join now and let the craziness consume you!
But wait, it gets even crazier. These real estate agents are actually secret spies working for the government to gather intel on all the players in the server. They’re like, double agents or something. And if you don’t buy land from them, they’ll unleash a horde of zombie villagers on your base. It’s like, so intense.
But don’t worry, there’s a group of rogue players who are fighting back against the real estate agents. They’re like, the resistance or something. They’re building secret underground bases and using redstone contraptions to outsmart the agents. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with real estate agents, spies, and underground bases, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust me. Just watch out for those zombie villagers, they’re no joke.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns.
Our server is so epic, even the creepers do the Macarena before exploding! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties in their emerald-filled mansions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Let’s get this party started! ππ·πππ¦
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of evil bunnies.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our Minecraft wonderland? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your pet chicken, and participating in intense llama races across the server.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime performance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to the mundane Minecraft experience forever!
join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!
we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
Welcome to LongGone, where chaos reigns and rules don’t exist! This is a relatively new anarchy server that has been inspired by some of the greatest anarchy servers to ever exist. This server is so new in fact that you guys will be some of the first to create things around the map that others long after us will discover!
My promise to you is that there will be:
So what are you waiting for? Join the chaos and leave your mark on the server today!
-SGR_
(LongGone was created on Tuesday, May 14th, 2024 and was open to the public on Friday, May 17th, 2024). – I can’t wait to see where this server will be in 5 years!
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Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats come prancing by, followed by a gang of chickens riding on the backs of pigs! And that’s not even the craziest part – our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russia is evacuating people to come play on it! That’s right, they’re leaving Kursk Oblast behind just to join in on the fun. Who needs real life when you can have a blast on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Survive and PvP with other players, Be the strongest and take over the whole SMP! Create teams and survive together. Remember to always follow the server rules and always treat everyone equally and fair!
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RatINC Skyblock is a brand new Minecraft server launching with an exciting Skyblock experience. Weβre in beta and looking for our first players to join and grow with us! We’re also hiring staff to help shape the server and build an amazing community. Be among the first to join RatINC Skyblock!
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Join us for crazy events and gachas that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers huddling together during a zombie siege. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for more excitement than a group of players racing to find diamonds first!
π° Build a castle to hide from your nosy third cousins and great aunts who always want to know your business! Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
π₯ Fight off creepers and skeletons with your trusty pickaxe and sword, because here, the only drama you’ll face is surviving the night!
π€ͺ Join now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs phone numbers and Facebook accounts when you have a whole new world to explore with your fellow block-loving relatives? Let’s mine and craft our way to a drama-free paradise! π
Join us for epic battles against gluten monsters and embark on quests to find the rarest gluten free ingredients. Build your own gluten free empire and show off your culinary skills to the rest of the server.
And remember, just like in real life, gluten free food costs more in our virtual world too. So get ready to grind for those virtual coins and stock up on all the gluten free goodies you need to survive.
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a gluten free paradise!
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us and build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. Want to show off your PvP skills? Challenge your friends to a duel in our arena and claim victory with a diamond sword named “Karen’s Nightmare”.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their rebellion with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the office drama behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for creepers and Karens alike!
