2024 Best long form satire funny New Minecraft Servers

KinkyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the kinkiest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our players are so wild, they’ve built entire cities out of nothing but giant statues of Steve’s face.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest events you’ve ever seen. Last week, we hosted a “Build a House with Your Eyes Closed” competition and let’s just say, things got pretty wacky.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new kink you never knew you had!

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McFluCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than the bird flu at mcdonald’s is the fun and chaos! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamonds! seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the shenanigans going on in our world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of mcnuggets. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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DroneCraft: China’s Allies

Advanced weaponry, Allies, Attack Drones, bloomberg, China, Chinas, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, Eastern powers, global security, intelligence sharing, international relations, military alliance, military support, military technology, Reports, russia, strategic partnership, Surveillance, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find out that china is like, making attack drones to help russia in the game. like, what even is that? u gotta join this server to see these drones in action, man. it’s like a whole new level of pvp, but with attack drones, bro. u won’t find that anywhere else, i swear. come join us and witness the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CartoonTreehouseCraft

Adventure, Architecture, cartoons, CartoonTreehouseCraft, childhood dreams, childhood memories, construction, Creative, dream home, FANTASY, hidden, imagination, Nostalgia, outdoor play, Playtime, rare, Real Life, secret hideaway, tree houses, Unique, WHIMSICAL

Yo, ever wanted to live out your childhood dream of living in a treehouse like in them cartoons? Well, come join our server and build the most epic treehouse you can imagine! We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower and branches thicker than your grandma’s thighs.

But that ain’t all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Treehouse Gang, a group of mischievous players who will challenge you to crazy treehouse building competitions and epic treehouse battles. Rumor has it that the leader of the gang, Treebeard the Ent, once built a treehouse so tall it reached the clouds and he could high-five Zeus himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your treehouse dreams come true! Just watch out for falling acorns and angry squirrels, they ain’t too happy about us invading their territory.

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RabbitToxicityNoMore

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come join our epic minecraft server where apricot kernels dont make your balls shrivel up like a raisin! forget about toxic AMG, we only have pure fun and craziness here! our server is so lit, it will make your reproductive structures do a happy dance! no oxidative, inflammatory, or pro-apoptotic mechanisms here, just pure minecraft madness! join now and let’s get this party started!

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[NearlyMine] Tube Survival + PLASMOVOICE Minecraft Server

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NEARLY MINE – Honest, High-Quality, Unique, Kind, Private server for vanilla survival minecraft – version 1.19.4 – Season 1 (Opening!)

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ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Vanilla ice cream served with a side of NONP2W Factions!

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ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience

🌟 Server Overview 🌟 Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

🔑 Key Features 🔑

🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
💥 TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
🌍 World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.
⚔️ Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.
💰 No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, our server offers a non-pay-to-win experience where all players have equal opportunities to succeed.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	We are currently running on 1.20.6 and support Bedrock players as well.
Are there any restrictions on TNT usage?	Yes, TNT is disabled on the server to promote a more constructive and creative environment.
How big is the world border?	The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, but will expand as the player base grows.
Are there special items with unique abilities?	Yes, players can discover and use special Ability Items that grant unique abilities to enhance gameplay.
Is there a currency system on the server?	No, we have chosen to keep the experience as close to vanilla as possible by not implementing a currency system. Players can barter, trade, and loot their way to success.

GameFail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a server that stood out among the rest. This server was so epic that even the creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. And do you know what happened? The server got a big price cut in the first year after release! Can you believe it? It’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of gravel!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig racing to skydiving off of the tallest tower, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins and mods – they’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies. The possibilities are endless on our server – come see for yourself!

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Sociopath Detector Minecraft Server

#sociopath, Behavior, covert assessment, covert observation, covert testing, Deception, detector, diagnostic criteria, emotional intelligence, ethical considerations, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, personality assessment, Personality Disorder, psychological evaluation, Psychology, red flags, relationships, Server, signs of sociopathy, sociopathy, Testing, Trust

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a unique feature where we test all new players for sociopathy without them even knowing it.

Imagine sneaking up on your fellow players and trying to figure out if they’re secretly a psycho in disguise. It’s like a real-life game of Among Us, but in Minecraft! Join our server now for a thrilling and suspenseful gaming experience like no other. Just remember, trust no one…especially that guy who keeps building creepy statues in the corner.

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WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your personal life? Do you need a break from all the betrayal and backstabbing? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have epic quests, challenging mini-games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

And the best part? You won’t have to worry about your wife’s ex crashing the party or her best friend causing any trouble. Our virtual world is drama-free and full of laughs. So come join us and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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