we have epic quests where you have to fly through tornadoes and hurricanes to find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real-life adventure, but without the risk of actually getting hurt!
plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt. we have meme competitions, dance parties, and even a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and zombies.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy Minecraft server and be a desertas petrel of the virtual world! fly towards danger and have the time of your life!
But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.
So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.
And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!
Picture this: ya mining away in the virtual land, buildin’ ya dream house outta virtual bricks and blocks, when suddenly ya boss tries to hit ya up for some work stuff. But guess what? On dis server, ya can tell ’em to bugger off and keep on craftin’ without a care in the world!
Join now and live the ultimate work-life balance, where ya can escape to a world of endless possibilities and never have to worry ’bout work intrudin’ on ya Minecraft time again. So grab ya pickaxe and come on down, mate!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Name | TotallyNotSuspicious |
| Established | 2018 |
| Season 12 Start Date | August 2nd |
| Host Location | North America |
| Members | 350 on server, 550 total |
Apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions in #waitlist-form.
Yes, being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.
Yes, you can join as a Discord Member if you only want to chat and take breaks from playing on the server.
Yes, you can view images of spawn from previous seasons here.
But wait, there’s more! We have a VIP section for those who speak any language, because why limit yourself to just one? Plus, we allow shilling of your 499view oshi because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine like a diamond in the rough.
And if you need some entertainment, we have a Wheel of Names, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) so you never forget to send your favorite virtual YouTuber a virtual cake on their special day.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s make some memories and maybe even spawn a few ducks along the way. See you there!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, for the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved when you played the chicken dance emote! It was a sight to behold, and only the bravest of players dared to claim the loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events like the Resonator Showcase, where players can show off their skills and win amazing prizes. And don’t forget about the Weapon Banner, where you can get your hands on the rarest weapons in the game. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the action!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Wuthering Waves and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next! See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity shine and forget about all the unnecessary drama in your life. Plus, we have a strict no-grandma-in-the-delivery-room policy, so you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be free from any unwanted family members trying to steal the spotlight.
So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a grandma in the delivery room when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers cheering you on instead? Let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time!
Imagine a world where your old sock puppet collection can come to life and fight off creepers for you, or where that dusty old toaster you never use can actually teleport you to different dimensions. Anything is possible on our server, where the weirder the object, the more powerful it becomes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must search far and wide for the fabled Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and adventure. Who knows, maybe that old rubber chicken you have lying around could be the key to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dungeon of Adulting,” where players must navigate through challenges like doing taxes and grocery shopping to earn epic loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most financially responsible players can conquer this dungeon.
So why waste your twenties stressing about the future when you can escape to our server and laugh in the face of adulthood? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!
Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.
Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Server Features |
|---|
| Semi-vanilla survival |
| No “Pay to win” system |
| Rank up and earn rewards by voting |
| Land claiming |
| Homes |
| Player Shops |
| Player warps |
| Server map |
| Auction house |
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/qtauaVNMTF
Website: https://www.mangobaymc.com/
Players can rank up and earn rewards by voting for the server.
Yes, players can claim land on Mango Bay to protect their builds.
Yes, players can set up their own shops on the server.
Yes, Mango Bay has an auction house for players to buy and sell items.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may find yourself screaming into the void at any misfortune that comes your way. Maybe you’ll accidentally build a tower that topples over and crushes you, or perhaps you’ll get stuck in a never-ending loop of falling blocks.
But fear not, for the madness is what makes this server so addicting. Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of Tetris in a whole new way, and who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Tetris master. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!