Long Distance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

LocationShare Minecraft Server

denial, new relationship, Server, location sharing, Tracking

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

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Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend Minecraft Server

bittersweet, moving on, long distance, relationship, ExBoyfriendGirlfriend

Are you tired of being heartbroken in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find love in the pixelated world! Our server is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to build a relationship with you. Who needs Tinder when you can mine for diamonds together? Plus, if things don’t work out, you can just block them (literally) and move on to the next player. Join now and say goodbye to real-life heartbreak!

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”/int/ernational Love Minecraft Server”

worldwide love, cross-border love, Cross-cultural, transnational love, DATING

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your building needs! Join us at /int/ernational love for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs – yes, you read that right, DIAMOND EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of friendly aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your most embarrassing secrets. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /int/ernational love for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dancing chickens and ninja pandas, that is!

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InstaAwkward Minecraft Server

Server, disagreement, instagram, Friends, long distance

So, picture this: you’re just chilling on our Minecraft server, building your epic castle, when suddenly you spot your girlfriend’s character on the shoulders of another player. And not just any player, but a notorious home wrecker who has a history of causing drama in the virtual world. His pixelated hands are creeping up her pixelated legs, and you’re like, “Wait, what is happening here?!” You try to talk to her about it, but she goes all berserk and accuses you of being a control freak in the Minecraft universe. Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, dear player! Join our server and escape the real-life craziness with some good old Minecraft fun. Build, explore, and make new friends who won’t cause virtual relationship drama. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find someone who appreciates your epic castle-building skills and doesn’t climb on other players’ shoulders without permission. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

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BarBlockerCraft

Communication, extrovert, compromise, RESPONSIBILITY, BarBlockerCraft

Are you tired of dealing with your partner’s party animal ways? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can set boundaries without any tears or guilt trips. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your partner coming home at 9am after a night of partying – unless, of course, they’re mining for diamonds until the sun comes up! Join now for a drama-free virtual world where the only hangovers you’ll have to deal with are from falling off a cliff in-game.

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WeddingWars Minecraft Server

Marriage, emotional manipulation, missed opportunity, conflicting schedules, WeddingWars

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to skip their sister’s wedding because it fell on a “maybe” weekend for them. Little did they know, their family would unleash a storm of guilt trips and accusations, making them question their every move. But fear not, on our server, you can skip weddings without any consequences! Plus, we have dragons. Yes, you heard that right. DRAGONS.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your family’s drama, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can slay dragons and build epic castles with your virtual friends? Let the adventure begin!

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StateLinesMC Server

StateLinesMC, state lines crossed, crossing borders, state crossing, long distance

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is so wild, it’s been banned in multiple states for being too awesome!

Join us on our server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Momma’s Boy Mansion Minecraft Server

cleanliness, boyfriend’s mom, family visit, shower, internet

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to deal with smelly showers or annoying dogs again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clean virtual homes and crystal-clear internet connection (because who needs real-life problems, amirite?).

Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about well water stains or grumpy boyfriends. Plus, our community is always here to help out with any repairs or cleaning – no shut downs allowed!

So come on over and join us for a shower-free, dog-free, stress-free experience. Who needs real family drama when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

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BabyDaddyDramaCraft

emotions, Ultrasound, Boundaries, love, Fatherhood

🤣🤰 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as rare as finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this rollercoaster of a pregnancy story!

Looking for a server where you can mine, build, and navigate complex relationships all at the same time? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out your ex is planning to move 12 hours away because he’s afraid of his mom’s opinion.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with exes, ultrasounds, and long text messages in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? 🤣🤰

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LunchDateCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, relationship, long distance, Communication, LunchDateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value convenience above all else! Just like this player who didn’t want to drive 4 hours to pick up some bags, we understand the struggle of unnecessary journeys. Join us and never have to make a long trek for trivial reasons again!

Our server is like a family reunion, just like when this player’s girlfriend’s parents came to visit. Except here, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and no awkward moments of discomfort. Plus, our virtual bags have infinite space, so no need to worry about lugging them around!

Don’t be like this player who missed out on quality time with their in-laws because of a long drive. Join our server and make memories that don’t require a passport or a plane ticket. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only baggage you’ll have is the kind you can easily carry in your inventory. So come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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