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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8841 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
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