Long Distance Running MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

Running, health, CREW, Training, COOLDOWN

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

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Air Quality Race Time Fun

health, 2003-2019, Analysis, Time, runners

come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so good, it will make you run faster than a marathon runner on steroids. we have analyzed data from 2.5 million marathon finishers and found that our server’s air quality will give you super speed powers like the flash.

imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.

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Jogging Elite vs Middling | Marathon Training Fun

Elite, fitness goals, elite runners, exercise physiology, speed training

so like, u wanna be an elite runner in minecraft? well dis server is da place to be cuz we got da secret sauce to make u run like da wind, baby! we got data showin dat da key to bein a top runner is how much time u spend joggin, so we gonna make u jog til ur legs fall off! join us and become a marathon master, leavin all dem other players in da dust! trust us, dis server will have u runnin circles around da competition in no time!

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IdentityCraft

racism, cultural narcissist, track fan, Disrespect, Argument

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any racists like “Megan” from the story above! Join us and leave all your racist tendencies at the door, because here we celebrate diversity and inclusivity.

Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, where players from all backgrounds come together to compete in epic battles and challenges. And just like in the story, we have a special event where the mixed race players always come out on top – because genes don’t define your skills in Minecraft!

So if you’re tired of dealing with racist narcissists like “Megan” and want to join a fun and welcoming community, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate you for who you are, regardless of your race or background. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

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She’sCraftyMC – Going the Distance with Trendy Fun

persistence, long distance running, success, Endurance, trendy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly (literally), chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?

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BusSeatBlocker420

Manners, seat etiquette, BusSeatBlocker420, bus ride, public transportation etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of public transportation? Look no further! Our server is so spacious, you’ll never have to worry about someone giving you side-eye for putting your bag on a seat.

Join us and build your own virtual bus where you can kick back and relax without any judgment. No need to worry about etiquette here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual bus buddy who respects your personal space.

So come on board and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape and build your own blocky paradise. See you there!

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MysteryCraft Server: Unexplained Happenings

Mysterious, strange, bewildered, Enigmatic, Server

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly a herd of pink sheep started dancing around you, singing the latest pop hits? Well, that’s just a taste of the wackiness you can expect on our server! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, like why creepers explode or why chickens lay eggs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of pixelated madness, then come join us and experience the unexplainable!

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SaddestCraft – WorstEndings

resolution, Movie, saddest, WORST, Unsatisfying

Are you tired of sad movie endings leaving you in tears? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so epic, even Hollywood couldn’t come up with a better ending than the adventures you’ll have here.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and challenge you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why waste your time watching sad movie endings when you could be creating your own hilarious stories on our server? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

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CraftyCamouflageMC

CounterTerrorism, palestinian refugees, covert mission, military operation, sources

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, Israeli special forces come in, but get this – they’re dressed as Palestinian refugees! They’re like, “We’re here to rescue the hostages!” And you’re just like, “What the actual heck is happening?!” But it’s all good, ’cause they’re actually super skilled at PvP and they’re gonna help you take down all the griefers and trolls on the server. It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now for the most epic and insane adventures ever!

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SugarCraftMania

health risks of sugar, sugar consumption health effects, sugar consumption reduction, sugar consumption guidelines, sugar consumption awareness

join dis server if u wanna be on a sugar high 24/7!!! we eat so much sugar, we practically poop candy!! u can build ur own candy castle and ride on a rollercoaster made of gummy bears!! we have a secret underground cave filled with chocolate fountains and marshmallow hot tubs!! come join us and let’s get diabeetus together!!! 🍭🍬🍫🍩

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