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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1859 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows