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Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	2846	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	85404
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Towns Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	219
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	6642	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9738

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!