long distance family Minecraft Servers

Long Distance Family

  • Mining My Own Business

    Mining My Own Business

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Enchanted Exile: A Minecraft Odyssey of Familial Dread

    Warning: Crossing the threshold into the realm of twisted loyalties may result in existential quakes. Proceed with extreme caution.


    In the dense fog of pixelated parenthood, a legend is born. Locked within the blocks of our server lies a labyrinth of familial expectations, military assignments, and the unyielding weight of guilt. Here, players are thrust into a dizzying vortex, where every corner turns to confront the Great Grandparent Conspiracy— a plot entangling Minecraftia with the raw bonds of blood.

    Are you ready to unearth the Dark Secrets of The Enchanted Exile?

      • Family Discords & Non-Visitation Realms: Navigate treacherous lands where family pressures loom like menacing Endermen, shrouded in sicharcoal guilt.
      • Combat Mode: Engage in chaotic battles against the Visitation Enforcers, a mythical faction hell-bent on dragging innocent children back to the arms of their overbearing grandparents for prolonged visits. Beware: they wield unsolicited advice as their secret weapon!
    Feature Effect
    Baby Blocks These blocks multiply guilt by 1,000 upon your touch.
    Grandparent’s Guilt Potion Mind-bending brew delights your feelings of inadequacy. Comes at a price!
    Escape Planning Glider Take flight from family obligations… only to crash into grounding realities.

    Whispered tales of the Server’s Origin

    They say The Enchanted Exile was birthed from the very essence of a mother’s anguish and a soldier father’s stoic silence. Whispers echo through the Nether; players report Mysterious Mobs that laugh maniacally at your attempts to escape the familial web of guilt.

    "I was banished from this server after I dared to follow my dreams. I now speak to the Lost Children of the Block. They know too much." – Anonymous Survivor

    Player Testimonials (Contains Contradictory Quotes):

      • "Only here can I experience the thrilling guilt trip of a post-nuclear family saga." – u/PlayerUnknown

      • "I joined to escape my family, but they found me anyway— trapped in a loop of endless Taco Tuesdays!" – u/FleeceOfMoms

    Conspiracies YOU Never Knew Existed:

      • Rumor has it, this server was banned in 12 countries for inciting rebellion against parental mandates! What secrets lurk behind its curtains? And why won’t your grandparents let you leave?
      • The Great Drop-Off Theory: If you choose to bring your children to the biannual Family Reunion Dimension, rumors say you’re destined to become a Memorial Block.

    Join Us— If You Dare!

    Step into The Enchanted Exile and challenge the very fabric of family dynamics. Leave your sanity at the door and embrace the pixelated pandemonium! Will you uncover the hidden treasures of childhood, or shall you remain ensnared in the relentless cycle of visitation requests?

    F.A.Q. (Frequent Absurd Queries)

      • Q: Will my family ever understand why I choose the server life?

        • A: Who’s to say? The mobs might. They know everything.
      • Q: Can I bring snacks?
        • A: Only if they come with an apology letter to your grandpa. Otherwise, they are considered contraband.

    Step into this land of chaotic family ties—before they grasp you in an iron grip of endless reunion voicemails and daily check-ins.

    Join now, or risk being forever exiled in the void of extended family obligations!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParentalPanicMC

    ParentalPanicMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🌈🚀 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! 🚀🌈🌟

    🤪🤣 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft! 🤣🤪

    🏖️⛱️ Picture this: a magical beachside paradise where you can build your dream house and invite all your friends and family for a beach holiday…even while you’re working! 🏖️⛱️

    🤯💥 But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even your in-laws and crazy relatives can join in on the fun. Imagine your mother-in-law interrupting your mining session or your uncle blowing up your house with TNT…it’s all possible here! 💥🤯

    👵👴 And don’t worry about privacy because we have secret garden offices where you can work undisturbed while your family wreaks havoc in the main house. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! 👵👴

    🎉🎊 So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, unpredictable, and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! 🎊🎉

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, get this, right? This Minecraft server is like finding out you’re pregnant but keeping it a secret from your mom for a whole month while living with her! Crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! Join this server for all the drama and excitement of announcing your pregnancy at Christmas time, only to have your mom get mad at you for “lying” to her. Like, who knew keeping a secret could cause so much chaos? But hey, at least the baby boy is healthy and growing strong at 20 weeks!

    Join us at: secretpregnancydrama.sub.aternos.me

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers,

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

    We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

    So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadDebtDilemma

    DadDebtDilemma

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

    Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

    Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeperWedding

    CraftyCreeperWedding

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

    With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

    So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore

    MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Join our server for a wild ride of power outages, hurricane drama, and last-minute babysitting requests!

    Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?

    But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

    We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

    MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

    But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PreggoPanic Minecraft Server

    PreggoPanic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land of endless possibilities, a player joined our server and built a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. The server chat was filled with laughter and joy as players embarked on epic quests and built friendships that lasted a lifetime.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the drama of family dynamics can’t touch you here. No more phone calls interrupting your gaming sessions, no more guilt trips about being pregnant, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    So come join us and leave your real-life problems at the door. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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