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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8505 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 122 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7210 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
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