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The Underpants SMP: where we make your Minecraft dreams come wedgie!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	1382
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Server Name	The UnderRealms
Overview	The Prophet invites you to The UnderRealms, promising you riches if you complete the acceptance process. Join us in the UnderRealms for The Garden \| Season 6, a steampunk-filled Realm with custom overworld dungeons and towers. Explore, survive, and build your own story in this unique server!
Links	Discord \| Dynmap \| Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to apply to join?	No, you only need to actively converse with the community to show your interest in joining.
What kind of server is The UnderRealms?	The UnderRealms is a survival server with custom overworld dungeons, towers, and a ResourceWorld for plunder.
Can I use mods on the server?	The server is Vanilla Java Premium client with custom traits and gear upgrades available.
How can I contribute to the server’s lore?	You can build your own character’s story, discover hidden secrets about different factions, and engage in roleplaying within the community.

CollabCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with the funniest players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where only the coolest players can hang out. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to explore.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just remember, when you’re asking for collabs with the girls, pretend you’re not from our fanbase so you don’t damage our reputation – it’s all part of the fun!

ArgenKiller Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	5479	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the torches in a mineshaft? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Argentina couldn’t resist destroying another African national team after playing on it. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one!

BroLawsWeddingMCServ

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as a family feud over wedding funds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment when your partner’s brother and sister-in-law tried to guilt trip you into paying for their extravagant wedding.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the family drama and focus on building your dream world in peace. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure worth $10,000 to fund your own virtual wedding extravaganza.

So come on over and join the fun – because in this Minecraft server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

StepMamaCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Potions Brewed:	94

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience for all players! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and outrageous demands just like in the real world!

Imagine a world where you have to pay $100 a night to feed and clothe your Minecraft character, just like in the story above! But don’t worry, we won’t actually make you pay real money – it’s all just for laughs and giggles.

Experience the thrill of dealing with crazy step-parents who accuse you of being a bad Minecraft player and refuse to take financial responsibility for your in-game items. Will you stand up for your virtual rights or let them walk all over you?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the insane world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual custody battle! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

PixelFlirtz

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6122

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world and making my pistons extend! Join our Minecraft server and see if you can handle the heat of our spicy pick up lines. We guarantee you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on our server. So come on, don’t be a creeper, join us and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!

AussieSpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	938555
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Towns Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8653
Emeralds Found:	2891	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where australian soldiers and their husbands are accused of spying for russia! we have secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind! build your own spy base and gather intel on your enemies while dodging accusations of treason! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and betrayal!

HamasCraft: Tomorrow’s Revenge

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players threatening to kill each other, just like in this crazy headline! but don’t worry, we don’t actually condone violence, it’s all in good fun. you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server. come join us and see for yourself!

CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!