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SqueejCraft – Vanilla SMP Server with Land Claims, Home Points, and Chest Shops

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SqueejCraft Minecraft Server Overview

IP	squeejcraft.com
Map	map.squeejcraft.com:53974
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Short Description:

SqueejCraft is a semi-vanilla smp focused on build freedom & server performance. Featuring land claims, home teleport points, chest shops, teams and more.

Long Description:

SqueejCraft.com is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla smp server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains intact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. With an epic world border, buffs to view distance, simulation distance, entity tracking ranges and so on, we’re obsessed with getting the most out of our hardware to bring you one of the best vanilla multiplayer experiences in a small server network. SqueejCraft has everything you would want from a semi-vanilla server, including set homes, land claims, mineable spawners, chest shops, collectable mob heads, a server market, and much more. The community is friendly, inviting, and over half a decade old, so don’t hesitate to stop in and say hi. The server was designed with future-proofing in mind, only using software from active developers, making it easy for us to update to newer mc versions.

Server Features (semi-vanilla smp):

Epic view distance
Near-vanilla simulation distance
Huge world border
Fast chunk loading
Generous farm caps
Generous piston, observer and hopper limits
No floor-item cleaning
Redstone friendly
Mob farm friendly
Vanilla dupes & exploits allowed
Lightweight & future proofed
No resets

Rules:

Be respectful
No discrimination
No hacks or xray
No griefing or stealing
Respect server TPS
No advertising

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only client-side mods that do not give you an unfair advantage are allowed. Please check with staff if unsure.
How do I claim land?	Use a golden shovel to claim land by selecting two points to create a protected area.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more. Stay tuned on Discord for announcements.

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