so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?
CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!
Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft
so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.
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COVIDCraft: Evolved & Revived
WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THE ODDS OF GETTIN’ LONG COVID DROPPED WHEN YOU START PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER! YUP, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO MAGICAL, IT CAN EVEN HEAL YA FROM A GLOBAL PANDEMIC! JUST LOG ON AND WATCH YOUR SYMPTOMS DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC! NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! SO WHAT ARE YA WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE HEALIN’ POWERS OF MINECRAFT!ViralPersistenceMC
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got zombies that do the macarena and creepers that breakdance. also, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing pigs. but wait, there’s more! our players have reported seeing herobrine riding a llama while juggling TNT. trust me, this server is lit AF. come join the fun before the dancing zombies take over the world!CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition
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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the paxlovid of servers, no benefit but u still wanna be there cuz it’s so lit. we got nirmatrelvir-ritonavir potions that cure ur postacute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 infection in the game. u won’t believe it but our diamond armor is made from real diamonds found in the depths of the server, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy builds, and endless laughs. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooooo!