long commutes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DreamJobDoomedGF

Benefits, breadwinner, burden, career field, combined finances, dream job, DreamJobDoomedGF, family, finances, financial stress, Freelancer, hobby, long commutes, part time job, pay cut, Resentment, Sacrifices, Struggle, student loans

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!

🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!

🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?

🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨

ReproMasters: East & South Asians Unite!

Asians, biological traits, comparison, cultural beliefs, demographics, Diversity, east, east asians, ethnicity, Eugenics, genetics, human evolution, master race, northern Europeans, Population, race theory, Reproduction, ReproMasters, scientific fallacies, social constructs, South, South Asians, Stereotypes, Superiority, unite

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, LIKE BETTER THAN A PUPPY RIDING A UNICORN INTO A RAINBOW! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MASTER RACE OF GAMERS, WE’RE LIKE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SLAYING CREEPERS!

WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.

COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft

1.20.1, a.k.a, AE2, alex’s caves, Backport, Community, core mods, create mod, CubCraft, CubCursed, Discord, Easy Villagers, experienced, farmers delight, Forge, Friendly, International, Iron’s spells, kitchen sink, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Modpack, Optional, Roleplay, server starts, simple voice chat, smp, Whitelist, Yung’s Better Structures

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Welcome to CubCraft!
(Server starts this weekend)

CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.

Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures

Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts.
Is roleplaying mandatory?	Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences.
What will the server modpack be?	The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel.

Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Age gap romance, bittersweet, Coming of Age, emotional connection, explicit sex, forbidden love, good ending, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, HIGH, high school boy, love story, mature woman, Minecraft, onee san, OneeSans, relationship drama, romantic comedy, romantic tension, romcom, School, Server, sexual tension, teenage boy, unrequited love

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).

PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

black and white, BTFO, controversy, debate, Diversity, empowerment, equality, intersectionality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, pill, PixelPoppin, representation, response, smp, social media, tweet, validation, viral tweet, WOMAN

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CouchPotatoCraft, family conflict, Fighting with mom, generational differences, guest etiquette, Minecraft, mom’s friend, online friendships, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, room sharing, Server, sibling support, sleeping in my bed, sleeping on couch, teenage struggles

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Villages Defended:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	7368
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft room with strangers? Join our server and never worry about random online friends taking over your space! We promise no one will storm into your virtual room and demand you clean it. Plus, we have plenty of virtual bathrooms for everyone, so no need to share your personal items with strangers. Join now and experience the ultimate virtual privacy! #NoRoommatesAllowed #MinecraftBoundaries

BacklessBloxLady42

Ageism, aita, backless dress, BacklessBloxLady42, body positivity, compliments, Confidence, fashion, Fashionably, healthier, inappropriate, looks, older woman, pilates, Self-expression, sense of style, strength training, Toned, upscale restaurant, Wardrobe

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your style game!

Join our server and you’ll not only build epic structures, but you’ll also get fashion advice from our resident style gurus. Need a new outfit for your virtual avatar? No problem, we’ve got you covered with the latest trends and hottest looks.

And don’t worry about age restrictions, because on our server, everyone is welcome to flaunt their fabulousness. Whether you’re 42F or 46M, we believe that style knows no bounds.

So come join us and show off your virtual fashion sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire your in-game friends to step up their style game too. Don’t be a fashion faux pas, join our server today!

SpeakerphoneSteve – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Behavior, Communication, consideration, Conversation, disturbance, Etiquette, inconsiderate, loud, Manners, Minecraft, mobile phones, people, pet peeve, privacy, Public, public spaces, smp, Social Interaction, social norms, Speakerphone, SpeakerphoneSteve, Technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	215	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of hearing people blabbering on speakerphone in public like they own the place? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-speakerphone policy! That’s right, no annoying phone conversations blasting in your ears while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who explodes every time someone uses speakerphone. So join us if you dare, and say goodbye to those obnoxious public phone calls once and for all!

CraftyQsMC

ask people, Communication, conversation starter, CraftyQsMC, deep conversation, engaging question, favorite question, favorite question to ask, favorite thing to ask, favorite topic, get to know you, getting to know someone, Icebreaker, memorable question, open-ended question, personal preference, sharing experiences, Social Interaction, sparking conversation, starting a conversation, Thought-provoking

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	3983	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in the sunlight? Well, look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of talking pigs who will guide you through our wacky world of wonder. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Feel like riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Find and befriend this rare bird and you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military presence, military tensions, Minecraft, missile defense, north, Philippines, PhillyCraft, regional stability, security concerns, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!

also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKyiv: Invade4Peace

border conflict, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyiv, cross-border tensions, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, fair, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invade4Peace, Military Action, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, russia, security concerns, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magic Items Found:	3648	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Animals Bred:	147	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

so like, ukraine was all like, “we gotta go into russia to make them talk nice to us” and everyone was like, “whaaaat??” but then they were like, “yeah, we gotta do it for peace, man.” so they went in and started building peace talks out of blocks and stuff, like in minecraft. it was crazy, but it worked! now they’re all friends and stuff. come join our server and build peace talks with us, it’s wild!