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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

accident on the road, alarm didn’t go off, car trouble, construction, doctor’s appointment, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, family emergency, forgot something at home, Heavy Traffic, Late, late for work, long commute, missed the bus, overslept, public transportation delay, running late, slept through alarm, stuck in a meeting, tardiness, traffic, weather

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	1390
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	107
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	3641
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

ShortFilmCritique Minecraft Server

artistic expression, constructive criticism, creative process, critique, Defensiveness, festival selections, film festivals, filmmaking, filmmaking budget, Honesty, independent film, learning experience, Minecraft, partner, passion project, Server, short film, ShortFilmCritique, student project, Support, valuable feedback

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	9211
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rough and unpolished as a student film? Look no further! Join our server where the script is confusing, the pacing is off, and the performances lack chemistry – just like that $15,000 short film your partner made!

But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).

Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3535	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	374489	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dimension Hops:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!