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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

accident on the road, alarm didn’t go off, car trouble, construction, doctor’s appointment, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, family emergency, forgot something at home, Heavy Traffic, Late, late for work, long commute, missed the bus, overslept, public transportation delay, running late, slept through alarm, stuck in a meeting, tardiness, traffic, weather

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

Televisions SMP: Power to Save Planet

#sustainability, action, Apocalypse, eco-friendly, energy efficient, Entertainment, Environment, futuristic, global crisis, innovation, Mission, planet, power, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Save, Saving the World, smp, SuperHero, Technology, télévisions, total destruction

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Votes:	1653
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has televisions that grant you the power to save the planet from total destruction! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, on our server you’ll be embarking on epic quests to find the legendary remote control that controls the fate of the world. Join now and become the hero that Minecraft never knew it needed!

Blocky Torah Minecraft Server

blocky, child abuse, Child protection, child rights, controversial teachings, Ethics, Jewish law, judaism, Minecraft, Mishneh Torah, morality, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious interpretations, religious laws, religious morality, religious practices, religious teachings., religious texts, religious violence, Server, sexual abuse, Torah

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! We have so much fun that even the Mishneh Torah can’t handle it. Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we promise no crazy execution rules here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “What the block?!”

Idea Board Minecraft SMP

Board, idea.., ideas, ideas for imageboard, imageboard, internet, internet above the internet, internet culture, internet usage, JPEGs, Killer, long tail tags, mad, Meme culture, Minecraft, niggers, non normalfags, normies, Online Community, smp, thinking, toiled, watch, wish

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Farms Harvested:	894	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of being surrounded by normies on the regular internet? Do you want to escape the madness of watching n00bs rage over jpegs and drama? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the internet above the internet exists! Here, you can be free from the normie madness and chill with fellow non-normalfags who just want to have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join us and escape the normie life today!

Sacred Labyrinth

Adventure, Bedwars, blocks, Coins, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, Custom Mobs, Economy, engaging environment, Fishing, Furniture, Gaming, Keys, Mini Games, Minopoly, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, weapons, weekly events

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	1305
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Hello and welcome friends to our brand-new community! Dive into our Survival server, where we’ve crafted a custom experience with exciting new mobs, weapons, blocks, fishing, and more, all designed to add some spice to your Minecraft survival mode! or dive into our creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and unleash your imagination. Don’t forget to check out our weekly events, where you can earn keys and coins to enhance your creations/self with stylish furniture and eye-catching cosmetics! And last but not least dive into a world where mini-games come alive, allowing you to survive and thrive in Skyblock, battle it out in Bedwars, and be among the first to experience Minopoly in Minecraft!! Our community is passionate about gaming, and we strive to create an engaging environment for players of all levels. Join us today and embark on an unforgettable gaming adventure!

play.sacred-labyrinth.info:25609

MineCraft Mania – Minecraft Server

30th anniversary, 501981946, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Community, Cosmetics, countdown timer, direct, epic edition, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, invite, Mania, Minecraft, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Votes:	7925

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 30th Anniversary Direct Today where you can win amazing prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a Mountain Dew Promotion going on right now where you can get exclusive cosmetics and the TWW Epic Edition for free!

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of the most epic group of players in the game. Or if you’re in the EU, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to the world.

And don’t forget about our WoWg community for NA, where you can connect with other players and share your craziest Minecraft stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP: Stable Diffusion General – SDG Gang

A1111, AI boorus, amd, ComfyUI, compassmix., controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, EasyFluff, Forge, Furry, Gang, general, IndigoMix, Inpaint Guide, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, NoobAIXL Lightning, Openpose editor extension, Party invite, ponydiffusionv6, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL Prompt, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Train LORAs, ZoinksNoob

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mines Excavated:	4459	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Party Invite Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parties, insane stories, and non-stop fun!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with the latest A1111 and Forge/reForge installations, ComfyUI for maximum comfort, and even special guides for AMD users because we believe in inclusivity for all gamers!

And if that’s not enough, we have AI boorus, Discord communities for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts, and even a browser extension to easily share and retrieve prompts. So what are you waiting for? Join our Party Invite Edition SMP today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Crew Minecraft Server

appreciation, Beautiful, Bed.., Commitment, Companionship, Crafty, CREW, emotional, encouragement, Girlfriend, Grateful, Happiness, Hope, Intimacy, khhv, love, LUCK, Minecraft, perseverance, relationship, romance, Server, Support, TOUCHSTARVED

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	652739	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Zombie Dances:	4

🤣 Are you tired of being a touchstarved KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have a girlfriend lying in bed waiting for you! Just walk by and admire her beauty while realizing how lucky you are to have her. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated girlfriend who will never leave you? Join our server now and say goodbye to your KHHV status forever! 🤣🎮 #VirtualLove #MinecraftGoals #GirlfriendGoals

Who Is It? Minecraft SMP

BBC, Curiosity, detective work, Enigma, Identity, Intriguing, investigation, Journalism, Minecraft, Mystery, news article, puzzling, revealing secrets, searching for answers, smp, speculation, uncovering mysteries, uncovering the truth, unknown person, unsolved mystery, who is it

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	187
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to join once, but he couldn’t handle the sheer madness of our community.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join our SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

DexGrief Minecraft server

Adventures, Allies, Antispam, Auto-mine, Battles, Cases, Community, construction, DexGrief, Empire, Events, Fight, Friends, game modes, grief server, Minecraft, Prizes, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Territories, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	180
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

DexGrief “Grief Server”

Welcome to our unique griefer server! Here you can experience real adventures in the world of Minecraft. Engage in battles with other players, capture territories and build your empire.

What we offer:

Free Vulture: Destroy, Steal and Capture!

Active events: Participate in unique events and receive valuable prizes.

Friendly Community: Find new friends and allies to fight together.

Variety of Game Modes: From PvP to construction, there is something for everyone.

Join us and show everyone what you can do!

mc.samfr.ru

Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, dragon ball, Dragon Ball Analysis, Dragon Ball arcs, Dragon Ball characters, Dragon Ball community, dragon ball discussion, Dragon Ball fans, dragon ball lore, Dragon Ball mysteries, Dragon Ball nostalgia, Dragon Ball plot, Dragon Ball questions, Dragon Ball Saga, Dragon Ball Series, Dragon Ball theories, dragon ball trivia, Dragon.., Launch, Minecraft, OG Dragon Ball, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of searching for Launch in Dragon Ball and not finding her anywhere? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Launch is the main character! That’s right, she’s the one running the show and causing chaos wherever she goes. Join us for a chance to team up with Launch and go on wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who needs Goku when you have Launch on your side? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!