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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	586
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1902
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

2024.., Afford, affordability index, affordable housing, average home price, average income, buy a house, Cheapsville, Community, cost of living, CREEPERS, Economic, Financial Planning, Flint MI, Home ownership, House, housing affordability, Michigan, MLive, public interest, Ratio, real estate, salary, united states

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Animals Bred:	93	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

battle, blocky, Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Defense Matrix, dev tracker, esports, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Royale.., Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Venture

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!

Hand Holding & Kisses Minecraft Server

Affection, Connection, desire, emotion, Experience, feeling, Hand, hold hands, Holding, Human Connection, Intimacy, kiss, KISSES, longing, love, Minecraft, physical touch, Romantic, Sensation, Server, Touch, WOMAN, yearn for, yearn for touch, yearning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to find your virtual soulmate! Join us for a chance to hold hands with a pixelated beauty and maybe even steal a kiss under the virtual stars. Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience the thrill of virtual romance on our server? So come on, log in, and get ready to feel the love (or at least the pixels)!

ChunkyChibiCraft

2 months away, Adventure, animated series, Anime, anticipation, binge watch, character design, ChunkyChibiCraft, countdown, cute, Elf, Elves, Excited, FANTASY, fantasy world, larger than life, MAGICAL, Manga adaptation, new season, Plus-sized, upcoming release

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us on our server where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to battle a dragon with a rubber chicken? We’ve got you covered! Our server is so insane, you’ll be laughing your way through dungeons and slaying monsters with a banana sword.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead get down and boogie all night long. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing Championships” where you can bet on your favorite swine to win the grand prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So why wait? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our crazy, zany world? See you there in just 2 months!

‘MericaCraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies crave apple pie! 🇺🇸🍰 #USAminecraft

Apple, appreciation, comparison, country ranking, Cowboy, crave, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, forgetful moments, global awareness, global perspective, Gratitude, greatest country, hats, MericaCraft, national identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective shift, Pie, Privilege, quality of life, SELF AWARENESS, societal comparisons, societal norms, standards of living, USAminecraft, wear, world view, zombies

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of living in a country that is objectively worse than ours! Join us for a virtual vacation where you can forget about all your problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so amazing that even the villagers have better healthcare than most countries! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mines – they’re so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have great insurance)! Who needs to live in a subpar country when you can be a virtual king or queen in our Minecraft world?

MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

cattle, cattle die, Cows, death, Die, Eternity, Game, IMMORTALITY, kinsmen die, Legacy, Life, mockery, moocraft, mortality, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, reputation, rule, tarnished name, Words

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

PurrfectCraft: Where Cats Rule and Creepers Drool! Meow-tastic Adventures Await!

adorable animals, Adventures, Await, cat antics, cat behavior, cat care, cat cuddles, cat entertainment, cat fun, cat happiness, cat life, cat lover, cat meme, cat owner, cat play, cat playtime, cat toys, cat video, Cats, CREEPERS, cute pets, Drool, feline friend, Meowtastic, pet photography, Post a cat, PurrfectCraft, rule

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to post a cat to get a vidya recommendation! Why, you ask? Well, because our resident cat guru, Mr. Whiskers, has an uncanny ability to predict the best video games for you based on your feline friend. Trust us, his recommendations are purr-fect every time! Plus, rumor has it that posting a particularly cute cat might even unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie kittens for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the cat-ventures begin!

LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends

#bragh, #Girders, #JustGirders, #LoonyBin, #mohaned, Aus, Aussie, everywhere, Friends, LoonyCraft, madness, POL, TUESDAY

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	861653

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got girders everywhere, like seriously, you’ll never see so many girders in one place. Why girders, you ask? Well, because girders are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, obviously.

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect all the girders and harness their power to build the most insane structures you can imagine. Need a giant girder castle? We got you covered. Want to create a girder rollercoaster that defies gravity? We can make it happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Girder King, a mystical being who will challenge you to girder-building battles that will test your skills and creativity. Defeat the Girder King and earn the title of Girder Master, with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our girder-filled world and let the madness begin!

MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’

Brave Exvius, DAWNTRAIL, discussion, Echoes of the Fallen, Edition, Ever Crisis, FANTASY, FFG, Final Fantasy, final fantasy fandom, final fantasy vii, Final Fantasy XI, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI, Fun, general, minecrafty, Pixel Remaster, playonline, REBIRTH, Rising Tide, Square Enix, war of the visions, Zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy on steroids!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE – set to release on April 18th, 2024 (in Minecraft time, of course). Battle fierce monsters, uncover ancient mysteries, and maybe even find a Chocobo or two along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth where you can relive the iconic story with a Minecraft twist. Or check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions and lead your own army to victory in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail where you can explore a vast world filled with magic and danger. Or travel back in time to Final Fantasy XI and experience the nostalgia of classic MMORPG gameplay.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience Final Fantasy like never before. Who needs a sword and shield when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

60, at work, Be me, blackpill, confusion, couples, CraftyCreeperz, envy, Fun, gtbe, guys, Happy, height difference, holding hands, Kissing, ltbe, manlets, Minecraft, relationships, sees multiple couples, shorter than me, single, societal norms, swimming in pussy, what’s going on, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!