long clutches – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, baking bread, family time, Lockdown, mask wearing, mental health, Minecraft, new hobbies, Nostalgia, online shopping, outdoor walks, pandemic life, PandemicNostalgia, Quarantine, remote work, self reflection, silver linings, slowing down, smp, social distancing, staying home, virtual events, virtual happy hours

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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HappyMinerCraft

HappyMinerCraft

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

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CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

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RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

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Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

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BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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