We got Godly Luck on our side, so you know you’re gonna have the best time ever building, mining, and trolling your friends. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?
Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for some epic adventures and endless laughs. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.
And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Bocchi and instantly found themselves in a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, play hide and seek with a mischievous Enderman, and even participate in a potato sack race with the villagers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join Bocchi and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated pillow fight with Notch and Jeb themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the insanity ensue!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!
So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?
We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?
So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.
This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.
But wait, there’s more. Ryou and Kita have hidden secret treasure chests all over the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns roam free.
So what are you waiting for? Join Ryou and Kita on their birthday adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, rumor has it that the weird kid’s secret underground base is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what really happened to the “weird kid” in your high school class. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers won’t bother you, they’ll just admire your dedication to isolation from afar. Build your fortress of solitude and never worry about pesky companions invading your personal space.
So if you’re looking for a server where being a loner is not only accepted but encouraged, join us now! Who needs friends when you have diamonds, am I right?
🔥 Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for a wild ride! 🔥
🎮 Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – mark your calendars, it’s gonna be lit! 🎮
👻 In-Game Events: – Yo-kai Watch Event rerun (Until Patch 7.0) – catch ’em all and become the ultimate Yo-kai master! – Moogle Treasure Trove (From May 14th to June 24th) – find hidden treasures and unlock secret powers! – Make it Rain (May 15 – May 31st) – make it rain diamonds, gold, and all the riches you desire!
🚀 General News: – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – travel across dimensions and explore new worlds! – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – battle it out with your friends and claim victory! – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells – build your empire, join forces, and conquer the Minecraft universe!
🎉 Meetups: – May 17, 9 PM Eastern | Balmung, Gold Saucer Mahjong Tables – GATE Get-Together! – May 18, 5:00 PM PDT | Balmung, Wolf’s Den – Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict! – May 19, 6:00 PM EDT | Malboro, Crystal – The Goblet W13P26 – Monthly Male Meetup
💥 Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server with the most insane events and meetups! Join now and let the adventure begin! 💥
Join us for epic adventures in a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with mutated creepers and ghoul villagers. Build your own Vault-Tec inspired base and defend it from raiders looking to steal your precious diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We have MSPaintAdventures where you can roleplay as your favorite wasteland character and ocdonutsteels for all your custom character creation needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wasteland like never before. Just remember to decode any protected downloads using base64, or else you might end up like a radroach in a Deathclaw den.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even become the next FANUC language master or Diamond Chicken whisperer!
| Server Name | Snorlax Sanctuary SMP |
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| Version | Cobblemon 1.5 |
| Features | Create mod for contraptions, decor mods for quality-of-life improvements |
| Server Launch Date | 5/17 @ 7PM EST |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting using the server IP provided. |
| What mods are allowed on the server? | We allow Cobblemon 1.5, Create mod, and decor mods for quality-of-life improvements. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/hUCDnGDG |
| What time is the server launch? | The server launch is on 5/17 at 7PM EST. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying cows, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers who just want to be your friend. It’s like a Minecraft rave, but with way more explosions!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!
| JAVA IP | 37.10.122.12:25984 |
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| BEDROCK IP | 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU |
Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with old-fashioned SMP vibes, PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and unique quirks. The server has a small, yet chaotic community that has been active for a few months. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn for buying custom items like music disc midis, player-owned shops for more complex items, starter kits, experimental skills, and community-requested plugins such as faster minecarts, brewery, and more. If you’re looking for a diverse and fun server, give us a try!
The server has been running for a couple of months.
You can expect a standard survival experience with SMP elements, PvP, a friendly community, unique items in the shop, towns to explore, and various plugins for added gameplay features.
Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Make sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Simply use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address along with the port to connect to the server. You can also join the Discord server for more information and community chat.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow unicorns. Join them in epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of anime, llamas, and rainbow unicorns like never before! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!
But that’s not all! On this server, every month is Whiteboy Denial Week. Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone else on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
And guess what? We have our very own AI that helps us generate the most mind-blowing Minecraft worlds you’ve ever seen. It’s like having a cheat code for creativity!
So come join us on this wild ride of building, cum-saving, and alien encounters. Who knows what kind of adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
