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LonelySteveMC SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	226
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	144
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

Blocky Skibidi Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: you’re a Ronin in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 1 – HUNTERS, fighting off ghosts and monsters with your trusty sword. Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our virtual marketplace.

But wait, there’s more! Level up your LEGO XP with our AFK strategy, and keep up with the Season XP Leveling Pace to stay ahead of the game. Need some extra V-Bucks? Check out our Mission Alerts for StW and earn those sweet rewards.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some insane updates! We’re introducing a new Text Chat Experience, bringing back the Fortnite OG, and launching Ballistic, a tactical 5v5 shooter in first person mode. Oh, and did we mention Snoop Dogg is headlining our Fortnite Festival Season 6? It’s gonna be lit!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Build your life in the big city with LEGO Fortnite Brick Life, or embark on a thrilling adventure with LEGO Fortnite Odyssey and the Storm Chasers Update. And don’t forget to subscribe to Fortnite Crew for exclusive rewards, like the Lady of Cranes skin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this crazy ride!

Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	384
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	150042	Emeralds Found:	7075
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Potions Brewed:	147	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Towns Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5187	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.