Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!
On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!
Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageousserver out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server ever created! Are you tired of being bored at home with nothing to do? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous fun!
Do you like tomboys? Well, on our server, we have the coolest tomboys around! They’ll show you how to mine diamonds like a boss while still rocking that badass tomboy style. Who needs to be girly when you can be a total badass on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s LOL together and have the time of our lives on this EPICMinecraft server!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!
Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).
But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!
Are you tired of playing Minecraft with the same old boring friends who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!
Join us and say goodbye to your old online pals as you embark on a journey to find new, more socially acceptable friends who won’t judge you for your questionable building skills.
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your old friends who couldn’t even mine a single block without getting lost.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fresh with a whole new group of Minecraft buddies who will never make fun of your awkward social interactions again!
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.
Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.
Are you tired of being a lonely loser with no social circle? Do you struggle to make friends because you’ve been living under a rock for the past 25 years? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join our server and make friends faster than you can say “Creeper!” With our unique gameplay and friendly community, you’ll be part of a social circle in no time. And if you bring a friend along, you’ll be infiltrating social circles like a pro in no time.
It’s like investing in friendship – the more friends you have, the easier it is to make even more friends! So come join us and say goodbye to your lonely days. Who needs real-life social skills when you have a Minecraft server to make friends on? Join now and start building friendships (literally)!
Looking for love in all the wrong pixels? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Our server is so romantic that players have been known to meet in-game, fall in love, and even get married in real life (yes, seriously). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT and pixelated pigs? So if you’re tired of being single in the real world, come join us and see if you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find your player two and live happily ever after in our virtual world.
Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and explore a world of endless possibilities! Build, create, and make new friends in a safe and welcoming community. Immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can leave behind your troubles and just have fun! What movies do you think capture the vibe of our server?
You start in the sky, but you do not have your own island. You can claim your own land, and invite other people to join you.The goal of the game is to advance to unlock better gear and items. To do this, you farm, kill mobs, and mine from generators.
The more you do these actions, the better things you will unlock. There are tons of custom recipes, items, and blocks on the server thatenhance the gameplay experience, and we are always looking for more features to add. I look forward to seeing you there!
Alpha Kits PvP offers a never before seen PVP experience! Alpha Kits is not like other kit PVP servers. Players first select a kit, then jump from the ceiling into a box arena. Once in the arena, players battle multiple other players at once for XP. Unique to Alpha Kits is the ability to place and break blocks. While in the arena, players can build bases, create sniper towers, and even battle in our custom pre-made structures! Alpha kits PVP offers 15 different kits, with a new one added each week.
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Infinity Furnace is a Towny/Economy Minecraft server with some RPG elements to keep the game alive. Levels for players and mobs, bosses, raids, dungeons, parties and classes. Diamonds and emeralds don’t spawn naturally and are used as a hard earned currency. Iron is used as the base currency, and you can earn it by taking on Jobs or just trading with players! Hire a villager for 1 emerald, and set them up to barter your items while you’re away!
Diamonds and Emeralds do not naturally generate, they have to be bartered for or earned inside of Raids!
Raids are special events that allow players to charge their way into the other dimensions, collect rare materials, and slay customized bosses!
Other dimensions are only accessible during raids, and the server is still under development. Expect new features in incoming releases!
PartyRealms is a Minecraft server designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. We have worked countless hours to create something truly unique from the classic vanilla Minecraft experience. If you are tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft formula, we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else!
Main Features of PartyRealms:
Custom Items – Emerald Gear, Obsidian Gear, Meteor Gear, Scythes, Crooks, Sieves, Lightsabers, and much more. Currently 150 unique custom items.
Custom Plugins – Many various custom plugins that modifies the gameplay of the server and adds many various new things.
Resource Pack – We have a resource pack that implements our custom items, it is fully compatible with your resource pack and will not change anything!
Towny – Land claim plugin for managing your home, allows you to work with others!
1:500 Earth World
Jobs – 5 jobs that are balanced to pay out based on manual work, no easy automation!
Balanced Economy – Every price for everything has been hand crafted to be challenging but fair. Our economy is entirely player based, no admin shop.
Marketplace – Buy and sell to other players in an extremely simple and user friendly way.
Perks – Earn various perks by purchasing them with in-game currency.
Frequent Events – Art contests, new item contests, skin contests, scavenger hunts, and much more!
There is much more than just that, but we want you to come look and see for yourself! You will not be disappointed.