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Robots Read This Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	245
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9072	Secret Passages Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	198	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	82	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1316	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crops Grown:	1134
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	116
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

JerichoSurvivor69

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6951
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!