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Robots Read This Minecraft Server

artificial companions, Artificial Intelligence, desire, funny, gf, human emotions, humor, irony, lonely robots, longing, love, machine learning, Minecraft, Read, reading, relationships, Robots, sarcasm, Sci Fi, Server, Stuff, Technology, Want

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	470164	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	9964	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Crops Grown:	2918
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3252
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	9117
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	114
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	2597

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!