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CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2712
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

OopsCraft: HouthiOopsie!

Apology, Attack, Conflict, Diplomacy, error, foreign policy, former Houthi official, grave mistake, HouthiOopsie, Houthis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, mistake, OopsCraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional tensions, regret, War, Yemen

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	4520
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	128	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we accidentally attacked Israel and it was, like, a total oopsie daisy. but, like, don’t worry, we totally learned our lesson and now we just, like, build epic castles and stuff.

you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

BoomerCraft

acceptance, age, aging, BoomerCraft, cultural attitudes, discrimination, Diversity, equality, humor, mocking, prejudice, Race, self-deprecation, sensitivity, sexual orientation, social expectations, social norms, society, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE FUN OF OLD PEEPS INSTEAD OF BEING MEAN TO OTHERS! WE ALL GONNA GET OLD ANYWAY SO WHY NOT LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW? COME BUILD A RETIREMENT HOME FOR YOUR PIXELATED SELF AND WATCH AS YOUR CHARACTERS GET WRINKLES AND WALK WITH CANES! IT’S A HILARIOUSLY AGING EXPERIENCE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY FOR SENIOR CITIZENS ONLY! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR JOINTS GET TOO STIFF TO PLAY! LOLZ!

GirlGriefers Minecraft Server

GirlGriefers, Girls, girls post, girls to avoid, girls to criticize, girls to dislike, girls to hate, girls to judge, girls to rank, girls to rate, girls to review, girls to skip, least favorite girls, Minecraft, not recommended girls, post, Server, WORST, worst girls, worst girls list, worst girls post

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4105
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of dealing with all the “good” girls on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the absolute worst girls to join! These girls will steal your diamonds, prank you with TNT, and even try to push you off a cliff just for fun! But hey, who wants boring nice girls anyway?

Join our server if you want to experience the chaos and madness that only the worst girls can bring. Who knows, you might even form a bond with these mischievous troublemakers and become partners in crime. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

#venting, A, baby, Board, Communication, Community, CryCraft, crying, Drama, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, ONLINE, ranting, Sadness, Server, Support, Tears, Upset, wailing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9640	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crybabies out there! We have so many tissues available for all the tears you’ll shed when you see how amazing our server is.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?

But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

WeddingWarsMC

allergy prank, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, press charges, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Wedding, wedding budget, wedding cancellation, wedding ceremony, wedding disaster, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding reception, Wedding Vendors, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6780
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no peanut pranks will ruin your big day! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your fanciest pixelated gown and dance the night away with your blocky beau.

Imagine a world where your brother can’t sabotage your salad with peanuts because we only serve virtual food that won’t trigger any allergies. Our Endermen are trained to carry EpiPens just in case, so you can rest easy knowing your special day won’t end in a trip to the ER.

And if by some chance your brother does try to pull a prank, our in-game security team will be on high alert to kick him out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have a special “Press Charges” button that you can use to seek revenge on any griefers who try to ruin your fun.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a cake or a castle for your virtual wedding. Don’t let real-life disasters get you down when you can escape to a world where the only thing crashing is the creeper party you’re throwing.

RasplinSMP

Active, Adventure, bedrock, Cross-Play, Economy, Friends, Fun, Ip:, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Play, Public, PvP, Raiding, RasplinSMP, Server, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join this Public Minecraft Lifesteal SMP on Java or Bedrock! Join this active server with your friends or by yourself and start your adventure! IP: play.rasplinsmp.fun

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LovingFamilyCraft Minecraft Server

broken home, Childhood, family background, family bond, family connection, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family environment, family history, family impact, family influence, family love, family relationships, family stability, family structure, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, loving family, LovingFamilyCraft, Minecraft, Server, upbringing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of your boring, normal life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Whether you grew up in a loving family or a broken home, this server is the perfect escape from reality. Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and build the craziest creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city on the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring life behind and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

IndiCraft Minecraft Server

Bollywood, Cricket, cuisine, culture, Diversity, Explore, Flag, heritage, History, INDEPENDENCE, India, Indicraft, love, Minecraft, nation, patriotism, pride, Server, spirituality, tradition, travel, Unity, yoga

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Do you love India? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience the vibrant colors and spicy flavors of India like never before! Join us for a chance to ride on majestic elephants through bustling marketplaces, battle fierce tigers in the jungle, and even climb the towering Taj Mahal (made entirely out of diamond blocks, of course). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden curry recipe, you’ll unlock the power to shoot fireballs from your hands! So come on, join us and let’s spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

CrazyCraftMillionaire

1M challenge, Adrenaline Rush, big payout, bold actions, crazy stunts, CrazyCraftMillionaire, daring feats, extravagant rewards, extreme dares, financial incentive, high stakes, insane tasks, lucrative opportunities, million dollar dare, money motivation, once in a lifetime chance, outlandish schemes, outrageous bets, risky behavior, thrill-seeking, wild adventures, wild antics.

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	118
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Animals Bred:	134
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you willing to build a giant toilet made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft for $1M? Well, on our server, we have a competition where the player who builds the most outrageous and absurd structure wins a cool $1M in real life! So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true – and who knows, you might just become a millionaire in the process!

ChileCraft SkyHigh

andes mountains, astronomical achievement, astronomical advancement, astronomical development, astronomical discovery, astronomical milestone, astronomical observation, astronomical research, astronomical study, astronomical technology, Astronomy, astronomy observatory, Chile, ChileCraft, Highest, observatory, research, Science, skyhigh, south america, Technology, telescope

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	429
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have built the world’s highest observatory in chile after 26 years of hard work! why should you join? well, because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. also, our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs can fly and cows can talk? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!