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HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	2583	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8049

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1770
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

belief in karma, belief systems, Believed, cause and effect, cosmic justice, destiny, Eastern philosophy, ethical beliefs, fate, Karma, KarmaCraft, karmic cycle, karmic energy, metaphysical beliefs, moral accountability, moral consequences, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual principles, universal laws

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

contrary opinion, contrary taste, Craft, different opinion, different taste, dislike, Hateloved, individual taste, not a fan, not a fan of, not a favorite, not for me, not my thing, not popular, not universally loved, pet peeve, secret dislike, unappreciated, Underappreciated, unique preference, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Votes:	7030
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!

CraftyRevengeIran

attribution, CraftyRevengeIran, cyber attacks, digital communication, diplomatic tensions, Europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, government response, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Quran burnings, Revenge, security threats, Sweden, text messages

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5711
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?

So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.