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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5181 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
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we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?
