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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3358 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?