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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2962 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?