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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2337 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?