MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3767	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

BRAT9001 Minecraft Server

4chan, album, Ban, Brat, BRAT9001, Censorship, Charli Xcx, controversial, discussion, image hash ban, internet culture, IP ban, Minecraft, Moderation, Music, Online Community, online forum, pop music, r9k, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	8947	New Chunks Explored:	431030
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve banned every IP address and image hash ever posted on the internet (just kidding, we’re not that crazy). But we do have a strict rule that all discussions must be related to the album “brat” by Charli XCX. Why? Because we believe in spreading the gospel of Charli and her amazing music to all corners of the Minecraft world. So come join us on our server, where the only thing more lit than our lava pits is our love for Charli XCX!

Minecraft SMP: Kwaboty’s Quest for Diamonds

American cities, american culture, American diversity, American geography, american history, American landmarks, American lifestyle, American states, American traditions, ANDDDDDD, diamonds, KWABOTY, Kwabotys, long tail tags: United States of America, Minecraft, NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Quest, smp, THE ENTIRE COUNTRY, Usa

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We have everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas, and we even have a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you rare items like rainbow sheep and exploding chickens. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Kwabotythe, a powerful creature that controls the entire country of USA (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventure of your life!

ClosetGate: Keep Your Kid Out!

ClosetGate, Kid

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life like this poor Redditor? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for all players, no closet gossiping allowed! We promise that no one will cry and threaten to leave just because you asked them to stop messing around.

Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only shaking you’ll be doing is from excitement over all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you? See you in the game!

YouthfulCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	6529
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

BorderBlockParty

border regions, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, halt, international relations, intervention, launches, Military, offensive, Operation, putin, russia, SECURITY, three, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	602
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	2332

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!

Adventure, condiment, condiments, cucumbers, flavor, HAMBURGER, hot dog, jelly, Pickle, PickleCraft, pickled, Relish, relish condiment, relish flavors, relish ideas, relish recipe, relish sauce, sandwich, Savory, spread, tangy, topping

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So, like, imagine a world where pickles are jelly and jelly is pickles. That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, where everything is flipped upside down and inside out. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure in Minecraft.

Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.

BlockyVirusSafeHQ

Ach, Air Change per Hour, airborne transmission, BlockyVirusSafeHQ, CFD study, Covid-19, disease prevention, HVAC parameters, indoor air quality, indoor settings, infectious diseases, pandemic, particle inhalation, public health, respiratory droplets, risk reduction, Transmission, ventilation rate, ventilation systems, virus spread, virus transmission

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Votes:	4715
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!

MysticalSky

Adventure, BUILD, Claims, Community, Custom Builds, Custom terrain, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Jobs, MCMMO, No pvp, Play, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Welcome to MysticalSky!

MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!

What we offer: MCMMO – Level up your skills! Jobs – Start a job using /jobs join (whatever job you like) Custom Terrain – Explore our 7,500 x 7,500 world with custom builds and terrain! Claims – Earn claim blocks and claim land to keep your items safe! Economy – Get money and spend it in the /shop! No PvP – Enjoy a stress-free experience with your friends Details: IP: play.mysticalsky.com Version: 1.21

play.mysticalsky.com

Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!

APPLICATION-ONLY, authentic, building, dedicated team, Experience, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfectum, Join, Mature, Moderators, perfect, reasonable, Redstone, response, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, smp, Strict, Survival, talent, Unique

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY, survival server
Age Requirement	15+
Features	Dedicated team of moderators Unique server seed Discord-based application process Suggestion channel Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration Over 300 community members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join the server through the Discord server or the official server website.

2. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players, with a focus on building, redstone, and farms. It also has a strict yet reasonable application process and a transparent and welcoming community.

3. Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 15 and above.

4. What can I expect as a member of the Perfectum SMP?

You can expect a dedicated team of moderators, a unique server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, anticipation, battle, black hole, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fight, japanese, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Manga, Minecraft, Muscle, preview, Server, showdown, SuperHero, Tournament, Upcoming, Video, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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