London Minecraft Servers

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  • Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

    Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

    Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

    Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

    And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Crystal Screw Palace

    Crystal Screw Palace

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    u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

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  • Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter 110% Vanilla Fun JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

    Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter 110% Vanilla Fun JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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    Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

    Description NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
    Server Info Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
    Rules
      • No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft.
      • Be cool to one another.
      • No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc.
      • No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join NotHermitcraft?

    You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

    Can I participate in events on the server?

    Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

    What happens during a Soft Reset event?

    A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

    Are there age restrictions on the server?

    We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

    What are some of the server rules?

    Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

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  • Lit London English Teachers

    Lit London English Teachers

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    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

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  • Cool Roofs Save Lives

    Cool Roofs Save Lives

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    Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

    So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

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  • BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL

    BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing friendships and relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and dilemma just like this story!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away, trying to build the perfect castle, when suddenly your best friend asks to join you on an epic adventure. But wait, your significant other surprises you with an early return and now you have to choose between them! Who will you pick to be your Minecraft buddy? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like virtual concerts with your favorite Minecraft artists and surprise appearances from famous YouTubers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle just like in this crazy story!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? See you in the game!

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  • WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

    WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

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    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like a mixed race family in England – totally unique and full of surprises!

    Just like the twins Ramin and Rustom, our server is full of diversity and excitement. You’ll never know what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world.

    Join us and experience the joyous new year of Ramin and the victorious heroics of Rustom as you navigate through our server. And don’t worry, we won’t give you a nickname like “Russell” unless you really want it!

    So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family drama just like Ramin and Rustom. It’s all part of the experience!

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  • Ultra Rare London Bus Minecraft SMP Drive By

    Ultra Rare London Bus Minecraft SMP Drive By

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    Are you tired of missing out on once-in-a-lifetime moments like the Floki Inu bus sighting? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret plugin that allows you to travel back in time and capture those epic moments for eternity! Join us and never miss out on the chance to witness a London bus with a crypto ad ever again. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

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