Players: |
99/100 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
54 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: |
6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
24 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
9 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
11 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
14 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
2 |
Potions Brewed: |
153 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
9 |
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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.