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Crafty Bossman’s LOLzville Server

#Count me in, #KWABing, #officehumor, #Shitman, #workplacebanter, Boss, Bossmans, Crafty, Excited, Fun, LOLzville, nightout, Server, teamwork, whats that

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to KWAB the Shitman! What’s KWABing, you ask? Oh, just a little game where you have to outsmart the sneaky Shitman and collect all the diamonds before he does. Trust me, it’s a blast!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Boss, who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. From building a giant potato statue to riding pigs through a lava maze, there’s never a dull moment here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, my friends! 🤪🎮🔥

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzville: Where You’re the Best ‘Other’ Player! Join Now!

appreciation, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Good, Gratitude, Join, Kindness, LOLzville, love, McLaughingtons, Other, Partnership, player, positivity, relationships, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, validation, Youre

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The chicken challenged them to a dance-off and the player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Dance Champion. From that day on, they were known as the most fabulous player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NatoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NATOcraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

come join this epic minecraft server where biden is the ultimate defender of nato!! he’s like a superhero but in blocky pixel form!! watch as he hosts summit leaders and battles evil mobs with his trusty diamond sword!! join now to witness the most epic showdowns and build the craziest creations with biden by your side!! who needs superheroes when you have biden in minecraft?!?! join now for the most epic adventure of your life!!

Block Breakers: Ukrane70

70 days, BLOCK, Bravery, break through, breakers, Breakthrough, Conflict, Defense, determination, eastern europe, encircled, Escape, Liberation, Military, perseverance, resilience, Siege, Survival, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrane70, Victory, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can be like a Ukrainian soldier breakin’ through after bein’ fully encircled for 70 days? Yea, dat’s right, u can be a total bad-ass survivin’ against all odds in dis server. Build yer own fortress, gather resources, and fight off dem creepers like a true warrior. Plus, we got special events where u can reenact epic battles and show off yer skills. So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF!

PixelPresentLand

appreciate, being present, capturing moments, cherish, Existence, fleeting moments, Impermanence, living in the moment, Memories, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, photography, PixelPresentLand, PRESENT, present moment awareness, Reality, Snapshot, Time

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	8465	Alien Abductions:	1

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Yeah, that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the madness that awaits you.

FonaCraft: Burrowed Dinos

ancient animals, Burrowed, Cedar Mountain Formation, Dinos, dinosaur behavior, dinosaur burrows, Dinosaurs, extinct species, Fona herzogae, FonaCraft, Fossil discovery, Mussentuchit Member, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological findings, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, small-bodied, thescelosaurine, underground burrows, Utah, Utah fossils

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS living underground in burrows like some kind of prehistoric mole people! dig up fossils and discover new species like the tiny Fona herzogae, thescelosaurine that will blow your mind! who needs diamonds when you can have dino bones?! join now and be part of the most epic paleontological adventure in minecraft history!

KIG Network – Trouble in Mineville, Cowboys and Indians, & more!

Battle your way to victory, Bed wars, Bedwars, block party, blockparty, cai, Capture the opponent’s leader, cowboys, Cowboys and Indians, Dance to the rhythm of music, defend your bed, defend yours, destroy everyone else’s, Discord, Dropper, European server, Fall your way to victory, fastest times possible, Fun Events, gravity, Indians, KIG Network, Minigames, stand on the right color, strategic team battles, TIMV, traitors, trouble in mineville, Troubleinmineville

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	3

We are KIG, a European server network offering fun and unique minigames. Come join our friendly community!

These are the games we offer:

Party (BP)Dance to the rhythm

We regularly run fun events! We announce them on Discord.

mc.playkig.com

4chanCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanCraft, Antagonist, cyber harassment, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyberbullying, cybercrime, gaming culture, internet culture, internet trolls, Minecraft, online anonymity, online communities, online forums, online gaming, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only enemies are zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, the main antagonist is a 4chan user! That’s right, you’ll have to battle your way through meme-spouting trolls and keyboard warriors to claim victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Doxing Dodgeball” and “Troll Trap Arena” where you can outwit and outplay your fellow players in hilarious and chaotic battles.

Join us now and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make friends with a reformed 4chan user who just needed a little bit of sunshine in their life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

r9k’s Minor Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, controversial, digital communication, discussion, Edgy, forum, internet culture, internet trends, keyboard warriors, meme, Minecraft, MINOR, online behavior, r9k, r9ks, Server, social commentary, social media, strike a cord, trolling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and be as chaotic as possible!

Join us on a wild ride through the land of /r9k/, where the villagers speak in nothing but memes and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But beware, because the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by the infamous “Minoooor” – a creature so rare and elusive that no one has ever seen it and lived to tell the tale. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery of the Minoooor?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

Bakery, baking, birthday cake, CakeCraft, carrot cake, celebration, chocolate cake, coconut cake, delicious flavors, dessert, favorite cake, frosting, homemade cake, icing, indulgence, lemon cake, Minecraft, red velvet cake, Server, strawberry cake, sweet treat, vanilla cake, wedding cake

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Do you love cake as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole world made out of cake! That’s right, every block is a delicious slice of cake just waiting for you to dig in. And the best part? You can eat as much as you want without ever getting a tummy ache!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who love to party. They’ll dance and sing with you all night long, making sure you never feel lonely in this sweet paradise.

So come join us on our cake-filled, llama-loving Minecraft server and let the sugary adventures begin!

CraftyCulturalFauxPas

CraftyCulturalFauxPas, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Etiquette, foreign visitors, global awareness, hospitality etiquette, international etiquette., interpersonal communication, Manners, misunderstandings, Respectful behavior, sensitivity training, social customs, social expectations, social faux pas, Taboos, travel tips, unspoken rules

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	429	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all proper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience a world where it’s considered rude not to build your house out of giant flamingo statues or ride pigs into battle. Foreigners may not realize that in our server, the only way to greet someone is by throwing a bucket of lava at them. It’s just our way of saying hello!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you’re not wearing a top hat made of emeralds, you’re doing it wrong!

AI KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

ai, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital warfare, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign interference, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, national security, political influence, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

lol imagine if that happened on our server!! like, the AI bots were trying to take over but we shut them down with our epic building skills and diamond swords. join us and be a hero in the battle against evil robots!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats. why would you want to miss out on that?? come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!