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SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crops Grown:	7637	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	86

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

LoveCrafted: Conditional LOLZ

adhd, anger management, anxiety, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conditional, conditional love, depression, Divorce, emotional maturity, faithfulness, Financial Stability, lolz, LoveCrafted, Marriage, parenting, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self-care, spousal love, Therapy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Are you tired of arguments about managing anger ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Join our server where anger management classes are mandatory for all players! We believe in unconditional love for children, but when it comes to spousal relationships, it’s all about financial stability, emotional maturity, and respect.

Don’t let a disagreement about love conditions lead to a divorce like it did for one player’s husband. On our server, we value healthy communication and understanding. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like walking out on us! Join now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together, one block at a time. #LoveIsConditionalInMinecraft

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	5907

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

TimeWarp SMP: Back to LOLz!

ancient civilizations, historical destinations, historical exploration, lolz, past adventures, smp, time machine, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel destinations, time travel discussion, time travel dream, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel hypothetical, time travel imagination, time travel journey, time travel possibilities, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel speculation, timewarp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join us on this wacky server where you can go back in time to witness epic battles, explore ancient civilizations, or even prank your past self! Want to see dinosaurs up close or party with cavemen? This is the place for you! So hop on board our time-traveling rollercoaster and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CreeperEncounter: LOLz

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	6901	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Have you ever met a criminal? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by them! But don’t worry, they’re all just misunderstood players who got caught stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. Join us for a wild ride of dodging prison guards and plotting epic heists to steal rare items from other players. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious bandit in all of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and embrace your inner outlaw. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re the real criminals around here.

Lower School LOLZ

ACADEMIC, adolescence, Childhood, Classrooms, curriculum, Development, education, educational system, elementary school, Grades, high school, learning, lolz, lower school, middle school, primary education, School, school terminology, Schooling, secondary education, Students, teachers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	344
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Items Found:	8351
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. this server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action.

join us and become a part of the craziest minecraft community ever. we have epic build battles, where u can show off ur mad building skills and win some sweet prizes. we also have treasure hunts, where u can search for hidden loot and become the richest player on the server.

but wait, there’s more! our custom plugins will blow ur mind. u can ride on the back of a dragon, turn into a unicorn, or even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless on this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? yeah, u heard me right. come meet steve and see if u can survive his spooky pranks.

join us now and let the madness begin!

ToiletCraft: UniSex LOLZ

acceptance, aita, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, campus life, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discrimination, Disrespect, freshman, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender neutral, lolz, misunderstanding, Reporting, Respect, social norms, Student Union, ToiletCraft, Uni Sex bathroom, unisex, University

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Farms Harvested:	897
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bathrooms are a battleground for dominance! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable bathroom etiquette.

Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a heated argument in the uni sex bathrooms. Will you choose sides or simply continue on your quest for glory?

With outrageous stories like these happening daily, our server is the perfect place for players who love a little chaos with their crafting. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

KissCraft LOLZ!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Buildings Constructed:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to always say the weirdest thing after a kiss! Join us for a wild ride of smooches and absurdity as we compete to come up with the most outrageous post-kiss comments. From declaring your love for a block of dirt to professing your undying affection for a creeper, anything goes on this server. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the madness, come join us for some unforgettable kissing shenanigans!

Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	426958	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ores Mined:	8983
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	1092
Runes Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	86

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Breaking Minecraft SMP: AEW Rampage Has Been Legitimately Cancelled

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	9619	Invisible Walls Found:	3

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Forget about AEW Rampage being cancelled, because our Minecraft SMP is where all the real action is at! Join us for some epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to dance the Macarena! And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So what are you waiting for? Leave AEW Rampage in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥🎮🤪

CraftyBoomerAge

aging, Appearance, attitude, CraftyBoomerAge, diet, Exercise, Experience, fashion, genetics, grey hair, habits, health, Lifestyle, Maturity, mindset, skincare, Sleep, stress, Technology, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and instantly age yourself by 10 years! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll go from a fresh-faced youngster to a wise old sage in no time. Why waste time growing up the old-fashioned way when you can fast-track your aging process with us?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie grandmas who are hell-bent on stealing all the cookies in the land. Can you outsmart these wrinkly foes and reclaim the coveted cookies for yourself?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret hidden level where you can ride around on flying dentures and engage in epic toothbrush jousting tournaments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your inner elderly warrior. Just don’t forget to pack your denture adhesive and anti-aging cream – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPols Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyPols, Diplomacy, eastern europe, end benefits, EU benefits, european union, fighting age, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Poland, Poland calls, Politics, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian men, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mines Excavated:	3790
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of ukrainian men of fighting age ready to battle it out in the virtual world! watch as they build massive structures with their bare hands and take on the creepers like true warriors. plus, who needs EU benefits when you can have all the diamond swords and enchanted armor you could ever want? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem on our server like never before!

BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

ammo depot, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, escalation, explosions, huge blasts, international relations, Military, RETALIATION, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, triggers, UKRAINIAN, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a story that’ll blow your mind!

So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!

Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	3957	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	589181

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchantments Applied:	297
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	119	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9892

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

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PentagonStockpileCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	2345
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4667
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.