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HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crops Grown:	9758
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	171	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

MineArknights – Minecraft Server

@irene, Aosta, April, arknights, aurora, Firewhistle, Flint, Hibiscus, Ifrit skin, Iris, Kjera, La Pluma, MineArknights, Minecraft, Mizuki, pallas, Pozemka, RAY, Saga, Saileach, Server, surtr, Wind Chimes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

CreeperFamilyDrama

CreeperFamilyDrama, dark family secrets, disturbing family secret, family betrayal, family confessions, family cover-up, family deception, family drama, family dysfunction, family history, family lies, family mysteries, family revelations, family scandal, Family secrets, family skeletons, family truth, family whispers, hidden family secrets, long-held family secret, shocking family secret

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crops Grown:	5245

Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

aerial propaganda, balloon, balloon launches, border conflict, cnn, cross-border tensions, current events, diplomatic relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, Minecraft, Moon Jae-in, news updates, North Korea, North Korean news, political tensions, propaganda tactics, Server, south korea, Trash, trash balloons, trash disposal

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Star Shards Collected:	207
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	57
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

Animal Behavior, BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft, brain anatomy, Brain Surgery, clinical implications, cognitive abilities, Communication, gestural path, hand preference, language development, medical advancements, motor skills, neuroscience, newborn baboons, Patients, post-operative aphasia, prediction, researchers, Risks, scientific research, weaning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!