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Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Towns Built:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Votes:	8138	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Zombie Dances:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magic Items Found:	2616	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!