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BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Divine Spears Created:	25	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	229	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	532396
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5901	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3301
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1780
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	4291
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	3918
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.