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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7324 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even historical figures like Hitler would want to join. Rumor has it that Hitler himself tried to log on, but got too distracted by all the amazing builds and ended up spending hours trying to perfect his pixel art swastika (we had to ban him for breaking our rules against hate symbols, sorry Hitler).
So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of our wacky world where even the most infamous figures in history can’t resist the fun? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, not like a creeper)!