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UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dragon Eggs Found:	8702
Love Letters Sent:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	5880	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

StreamerFailCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8248
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Mouth Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3436	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to Akoot & Co
Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Buildings Constructed:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!