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LOLcrafters Anonymous

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9803
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further than our server! We guarantee to pop your Minecraft cherry in the most epic way possible. Our players are so skilled, they’ll have you saying “Diamonds are a player’s best friend” in no time. Join us and say goodbye to your virgin anxieties, and hello to a whole new world of blocky pleasure. Who needs a whore when you have our server to show you the ropes?

Manly Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Votes:	8881	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Join our Minecraft server and witness the legend of Speedy Steve, the guy who can move at the speed of sound and lift a whole house with one hand! Who needs superpowers when you can just log onto our server and watch this guy defy all laws of physics? Plus, rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just 10 minutes. Don’t miss out on the chance to play alongside this Minecraft superhero – join now!

Valid or Not Minecraft Server

Confidence, doubt, inner strength, Insecurity, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-doubt, self-image, self-validation, Server, valid, validation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Farms Harvested:	680
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Towns Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7980	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Animals Bred:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
New Chunks Explored:	646991	Animals Bred:	47
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!