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Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	6093
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2668	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

AnonCraft, Anonymity, career, Choices, comfy, Decision making, ebusinessmaxx, Edition, Financial Stability, lolCow, lolcowmaxxing, MONEY, normie life, Peace, personal growth, scalability, self-employment, social media, streamermaxx, Struggling, wage slaving, wfhmaxx, work-life balance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	855704	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

ArmedMC-Op prison

Prison

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Runes Activated:	1

This is a new prison server made by JeffPlayzMC OP prisons also so come on and play!The server will soon have votifier if you donate for a rank you will automaticly be boosted up to the next rank for peoples enjoyment.Daily Drop Partys and the Co-Owners will sometimes hid some chests possibly with some OP items maybe donater ranks 😉

108.60.204.69

Candlestick Clan Server

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Small close friend server that is starting out with our first custom modpack. Admins are friendly and helpful with most issues when notified taken care of quickly. We have a website for our server and forums to post whatever you like :D. This is a multigaming clan server so expect some chat to not make sense. To play on this server, use the Technic client and search for the modpack Candlestick!

198.154.103.113

Shambala

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

This is the Minecraft server “Shambala”. Designed for adult players who love and know how to build.

kodji.ru:25555

LimitedGaming-LTD-Craft

Factions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	212	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

LTD-Craft 24/7 Cracked 1.8 Server NO Lag PVP Friendly Staff Always Open Spigot If You do need help there will be staff on all the time Your wish is our command 🙂 We hope to see you here soon;)

mc.limitedgaming.net

FinalGame-Hosting.com

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Love Letters Sent:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

To a world full of surprises. A PVP survival server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players! Feel Free to join.

Minecraft server: Ip: FinalGame-Hosting.com

FinalGame-Hosting.com

GalaticWar

Tekkit

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	777	Dragon Eggs Found:	2927

Our server has all the plugins you will need to complete your faction tekkit server dream. No Lag and nice staff. we will always help you. Great Spawn map and Portals to so you dont have to walk so long 😉 i hope to see you in my server i need alot of support so please help. hurry up before the nice landscape gets taken!!

88.150.171.99

PureCraftMC

Anarchy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Welcome to PureCraftMC! Server IP: play.purecraftmc.com

Tired of the same old prison servers? Tired of having nothing else to do but mine and sell? Then get ready to be fully entertained at PureCraft!

PureCraft compiles all the best features the Prison game type has to offer with our own twist on the rank-up system. We separate ourselves with multiple fun plug-ins such as A-Z, Prestiges, Casino, Custom Enchants, Mine bombs, Mine Crates, Key Crates, Plot Squared, Auctions, Trade System, PVP, and much more!

Everyone has an equal playing opportunity, whether or not you are a donator or not, all kits and economy are balanced!

If you are looking for a new type of Prison and looking to join an amazing community, then PureCraft is the server for you!

play.purecraftmc.com

Kryptech Prison

Economy, Factions, Prison, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

In our server we provide an awesome staff team and group of players! What do we have? Well we have Factions, parkour which you can use to gain money for factions, and also KitPvp with pots! We love to have fun by playing with the new members and are ready to help at all costs! Thanks, Team of Kryptechprison

167.114.43.166

Aurinkomaa

Roleplay

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Aurinkomaa Survival RPG server

Website: http://www.maailmanloppu.fi Forum: http://foorumit.maailmanloppu.fi Server: suiringomaa.maailmanloppu.fi

Aurinkomaa is back better than ever.

maailmanloppu.fi

TimeSpaceCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

This is a 1.8 Semi Vanilla Server with economy,GriefPrevention Plugins and More….Do come right now.We also got Donor ranks and Starter Package…More will come soon as well…Do Not Lose your time and come NOW…

192.99.99.224