LOLcats – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Burger Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Animals, burger, captioned images, cat memes, Cats, cheezburger, Crafty, cute, funny, funny animals, funny captions, Haven, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, LOLcats, memes, online trends, pet memes, Popular, social media, viral

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual cheeseburger paradise! 🍔🧀

We got cows that poop out cheese slices and pigs that fart out bacon strips, like whaaat?! 🐄💨🥓

And don’t even get me started on the chicken nugget rainstorms and the french fry forests, it’s like a fast food fever dream come true! 🍟🍗🌧️

Plus, our diamond pickaxes are actually giant spatulas and our creepers explode into confetti and glitter, it’s a party every time you mine! 💎🎉💥

So come on down to our server and join the foodie fun, just be sure to bring your appetite and a side of ranch dressing, cuz things are about to get deliciously wild! 🤪🍴🎮

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Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, Bear, choose, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark humor, Edgy, funny, Hoes, humor, inappropriate, internet, LOLcats, meme, Minecraft, offensive, pedobear, pedobear memes, Revive, scare, social media, taboo, Thread, Ultimate, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

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Ad Astoria RP

astoria, Characters, Clans, Community, custom lore, Custom Map, Diplomacy, governments, Kingdoms, Medieval, Nations, Progression, PvP conflicts, Races, Religions, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Skills, Story-Driven, Subraces, Whitelisted, world-building

Astoria Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP
Features	Custom map, growing community, story-driven gameplay
Races	Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
Joining Method	Join Discord, apply, create character based on lore

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ad Astoria?

We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server emphasizing diplomacy and world-building. Players can create towns, nations, and choose from four races.

How do I join?

To join, join our discord, apply, and submit a character based on the lore in the designated channels.

What are some of the server features?

Revive system for fallen teammates
Dynmap Towny for claiming and diplomacy, SiegeWar addon for war
Gold system for currency
Custom PvP timer for RP + PvP conflicts
Custom Races and Skill leveling

Where can I find more information?

Join our discord for more details and links to rules document and dynmap.

Eternal Quest Wildlands 1.20.5

1.20.5, appreciation, Behavior, black people, common courtesy, Communication, Cultural differences, ENTITLEMENT, ETERNAL, Gratitude, Manners, politeness, Quest, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial inequality, racial prejudice, racial tension, Respect, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wildlands

Yo, join this Minecraft server for the wildest time of your life! We got black people who will ask you for things but never say thank you – it’s like a mystery novel but in blocky pixel form!

You’ll be questioning reality as you navigate through this server, wondering if you’re in a parallel universe where manners don’t exist. But hey, who needs manners when you have the most chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience ever?

So come on, dive into this server and see if you can crack the code of why black people on here never say thank you. It’s a mind-bending adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing hysterically at the same time. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

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ChatCraft Minecraft Server

banning, ChatCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Dispute, facebook group, forum, friendship, fruit trees, Messaging, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, private conversation, public knowledge, racism accusation, retired, Screenshot, selling trees, Server, sexism accusation, Unbanning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the fruit tree community! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through disputes, bans, and accusations of racism and sexism – all while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Our server is not just about crafting and mining, it’s about juicy gossip and scandalous revelations. Who knew selling fruit trees could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll in our virtual world.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets and start your own fruit tree empire. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft server, stays in our Minecraft server (unless you spill the beans like our friend 48M did).

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NoCarNoFriendZ

Ask Nicely, Asshole, CAR, Dark, Driving, drizzling, Friend, gas, Gratitude, Late, Manners, negatives, nice car, NoCarNoFriendZ, offer, parents, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Snow, walk

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your lazy friend who can’t even say thank you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where entitled friends expect free rides without even asking nicely. On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring ungrateful passengers. Plus, our community is full of polite players who will always say thank you when you give them a ride. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where manners actually matter. Join now and leave the entitled friends behind!

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AnimalReincarnateMC SMP

Afterlife, Alternate Reality, animal, AnimalReincarnateMC, Choice, Consciousness, contemplation, Decision making, dream scenario, existentialism, FANTASY, hypothetical, personal growth, Philosophical, REINCARNATED, Reincarnation, Self Discovery, smp, Soul, SPIRITUAL, transformation, wish fulfillment

OMG guys, you totally have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like being reincarnated as an animal but in Minecraft form! Like, you can choose to be a flying pig or a diamond-encrusted llama, the possibilities are endless! And get this, there’s a secret underground society of talking chickens who control the economy of the server. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! The main currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden nuggets. And every full moon, a giant dragon made out of TNT spawns and you have to defeat it with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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BlockyDesiresMC

anal play, anonymous encounters, BDSM, BlockyDesiresMC, bondage, cybersex, dirty talk, Domination, exhibitionism, fetish, group sex, kink, role-play, rough sex, sexting, sexual fantasy, Submission, Swinging, taboo desires, virtual sex, voyeurism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to fulfill all your wildest fantasies that you would never dare try in real life. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Why not! Want to have a dance party with creepers? Sure, why not!

Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and do things you never thought possible in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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FriedrichCraft Minecraft Server

afd, Alliance, center-right, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, Decision making, election, exclusion, extremism, far right, Friedrich Merz, FriedrichCraft, German, germany, Government, leader, Minecraft, Parties, policy, Politics, right wing, ruling party, Server

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Friedrich Merz of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, we don’t mess with no far-right AfD, we’re all about that progressive, inclusive vibe. join us and be part of the coolest coalition in the blocky world. we’ve got parties every night, with DJ skeletons spinning sick beats and creeper fireworks lighting up the sky. plus, our admins are like the German conservative leaders of Minecraft, always keeping things in line and making sure everyone has a rad time. so come on, join us and let’s build a blocky utopia together! #NoFarRightAllowed #BlockyCoalitionGoals

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Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed

Allowed, Belarus, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, North Korea, Party, political alliances, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, security council, ukraine war, UN, united nations, US, veto power, Vote, Votes, world leaders

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got da most epic alliances like US, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus all teaming up to refuse to vote against Putin for da Ukraine war. like, can you imagine da chaos and drama dat goes down on dis server? it’s like a real-life political thriller, but in Minecraft form. join us if you wanna be part of da most insane international drama in Minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamputin #minecraftpolitics #serverdrama

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Mine Party Time Server

Birthday, celebration, classic, Cultural, Festive, Happy Birthday, memorable, milestone, most popular, Music, Party, Repetitive, Server, song, special occasion, Time, Traditional, traditional music, traditional song, ubiquitous, Universal, well known

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU HEAR “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU” MORE TIMES THAN YOU CAN COUNT? WELL, BOY DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, WE CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR! YOU’LL BE SINGING THAT SONG IN YOUR SLEEP, I PROMISE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAKE FACTORY WHERE WE MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS CAKES YOU’VE EVER TASTED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY’RE ALL BIRTHDAY CAKES! EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE RAREST MINECRAFT PET OF ALL TIME? THE BIRTHDAY LLAMA! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THIS LLAMA ONLY SPAWNS ONCE A YEAR ON OUR SERVER, AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND IT, YOU’LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR BIRTHDAY BONANZA MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU! 🎉🎂🥳

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Pixel Panic: Anxiety Relief

anxiety, anxiety disorders, anxiety treatment, brain disorders, brain health, brain stimulation, brain wave, innovative therapies, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, mental health, Mental Wellness, neurological disorders, neuroscience, Panic, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s research, PIXEL, Relief, research, scientists, symptoms relief, Techniques, Therapy

so, like, picture this: you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BAM! your brain gets a major stimulation that cures all your anxiety. like, who knew playing minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

our scientists are working round the clock to develop these new techniques that will totally blow your mind (literally). they found this super strong link between brain waves and anxiety, and now they’re using that knowledge to make your minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

so, if you wanna join a server that not only gives you epic gameplay but also cures your anxiety, then this is the place for you. trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. come join us and let your brain waves take you on a wild ride!

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