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Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

difficulty making friends, Emotional support, friendship, introversion, lack of social skills, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, player, self-esteem issues, shyness, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social circles, Social Connections, social exclusion, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, societal pressure, solitary lifestyle

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2551
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about having only one friend or none at all again!

Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.

So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!

Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

appreciation, award, Backlash, BIAS, controversy, criticism, Cultural differences, Expectations, fanbase, Gaming Community, goty, Japan, Japanese-developed, Minecraft, Opinions, Preferences, reception, recognition, Server, Soulful, Taste, V, video game

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

art, couple, desuarchive, Drama, drawfriends, Edition, edits, Expansion, fat, greentexts, Lapras, library, Minecraft, OC, Pokebig, Pokegirl, pokemon, Requests, smp, snivy, Stories, Thread, TotT., Trash, wandering, writefriends

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	4167
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8759	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

anger, athlete, bone headed move, boxing, Competition, controversy, criticism, debate, decision, Disappointment, Frustration, hey, Minecraft, Olympic boxer, olympic games, quit fighting, Quitting, reaction, smp, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, unexpected

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Divine Spears Created:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	155	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, MODERN, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	108
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and laughter.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. Yes, you heard that right – dance battles! Our server is known for its wacky events and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might just end up dancing with a creeper).

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners featuring Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banners – Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Vortex Vanquisher (Polearm) are just waiting for you to wield them in battle.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Daily check-in rewards, redeemable codes with Primogems, and a community like no other await you. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

All In On RLUSD Minecraft SMP

All In, Blockchain, Bullish, CONGRATS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, finance, financial market, investing, long-term investment., market analysis, Minecraft, rlusd, schizos, smp, stablecoin, ticker, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old stablecoins that just sit there being stable? Well, look no further than RLUSD! This stablecoin is so stable, it’ll make you question your own stability. Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of trading RLUSD while dodging creepers and building epic structures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that RLUSD was created by a group of schizos who were tired of boring stablecoins and decided to create their own wacky version. Legend has it that they mined the RLUSD straight out of the Nether, using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a whole lot of insanity.

So come join us on this wild ride and see for yourself why RLUSD is the craziest stablecoin in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just become a schizo yourself!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6392	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr6.TexRich.ru

Nice in Person Minecraft Server

affable, agreeable, amiable, approachable, Charm, cordial, first impression, Friendly, genial, hospitable, Interaction, likable, Meeting, Minecraft, Nice, person, Personality, pleasant, Server, Social, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience a server where the chickens are actually trained ninjas and will attack you if you dare to look at them the wrong way. Our pigs have a secret underground society where they plot to overthrow the players and take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and our cows are actually undercover spies for a rival server trying to steal our precious diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

Out Shopping Minecraft SMP Son’s Christmas

anger, anger management, assault, BETRAYAL, christmas, christmas chaos, coping with stress, counterfeit Santas, Disappointment, driving home, Dysfunctional family, Family issues, Fatherhood, holiday stress, Infidelity, mailman, Minecraft, shopping, smp, Son, Sons, Toy, wife cheating

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

🎄Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to escape reality? Look no further! Join our server where anything goes, including getting assaulted by mailmen and battling counterfeit Santas! 🎅🏻 Plus, who needs a wife when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with your virtual friends? And forget about your ungrateful son, he’ll be begging to join once he sees the crazy adventures you’ll be having on our server! So ditch the drama and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget! 🎁 #ForgetChristmas #JoinUs