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Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.

Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Towns Built:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	3402	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	106153
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	9005
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runes Activated:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

ForgetMeNotCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Towns Built:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	New Chunks Explored:	395890
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	7218
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	136	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Corpse Detection System

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!