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Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	882
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Meth Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have LEGALIZED METH! That’s right, you can now smoke meth in-game and experience the ultimate high while building your dream world. But be warned, smoking meth may make you want to kill niggers because apparently that’s what the Jews were afraid of when they made it illegal. So come join us for a wild and crazy time, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

Could You Take Her In A Fight? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Void Armor Forged:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where battles are settled not with swords, but with epic dance-offs! That’s right, if you think you have what it takes to out-dance your opponents, then this is the server for you. Imagine facing off against a creeper in a breakdancing competition or challenging a skeleton to a twerk-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of chickens that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of hopscotch, you will be granted access to his secret chicken army and become the most powerful player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is unlike any other, where battles are won with dance moves and chickens reign supreme, then join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate dance champion!

⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ MANY MODS ❤️ THERE WAS A WIPE server for Minecraft

3D Weapons, Applied Energistics, armor, Assemblies, BLOCK STORE, Blood Magic, Bonuses, botania, CENTURYMINE, Developments, FTB Quests, GregTech, GTCEu, hardtech, high quality, industrial technologies, IndustrialForegoing, magicians, MagicRPG, MagicTech, Mekanism, Minecraft, Mods, Rewards, Rituals, Server, Shops, Skyblock, Smart, solar panels, Spleef, support mods, techno-magical, technomagic, TeslaCraft, UltimateSky, UltimateTech, Unique, Vampires, voodoo dolls, weapons, Werewolves, wipe, witchcraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	8787	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5023	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to the project⚡⭐⚡ CENTURYMINE.NET ⚡⭐⚡

⭐ Come and explore the world of CenturyMine with your friends!

❤️ We have high-quality assemblies and the best unique developments:

❤ SMART, TESLACRAFT – unique mods. Adds tons of solar panels, 3D weapons and armor, shops and more!

❤ BLOCK STORE (press F4)

Conveniently buy the necessary goods directly in the game!

❤ BONUSES AND REWARDS

Get coins for activity!

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» MagicTech • 1.20.1

This is a techno-magical assembly that combines elements of technological and magical mods. The server provides a unique experience, including many quests and various modifications such as Mekanism, Botania, IndustrialForegoing, Iron`s Spells and many others.

» HardTech • 1.20.1

Our server offers an immersive experience with GTCEu (GregTech Community Edition Unofficial), Applied Energistics, FTB Quests and many support mods. Immerse yourself in a world of high-tech adventures, automate production using complex systems, complete exciting quests and develop your skills in industrial technologies. Join us and experience the most advanced technical features of Minecraft!

» MagicRPG • 1.20.1

The most magical minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Meet MagicRPG! Magic and witchcraft! A huge number of mods, voodoo dolls, vampires, werewolves, weapons and much more! The latest versions of mods that are installed on this server have added a lot of new and interesting things! Your jaw will just drop! Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server with mods in history!

» UltimateTech • 1.7.10

UltimateTech – the time has come for high technology, new worlds and maximum hardcore. Unique assembly: many mods, more than 10 new and interesting worlds, the highest technologies. UltimateTech is impossible to describe, to understand you have to come and see for yourself. Just the facts: more than 10 new worlds, more than 1000 new items, more than 100 new unique mobs, maximum survival difficulty.

» UltimateSky • 1.7.10

We all already know the fairly well-known map “SkyBlock”, many have played on it. But the time has come for technological development and a new world of UltimateSky has appeared. The server is similar to UltimateSky, but with magic mods :). Old server, but now with great capabilities.

» TechnoMagic • 1.7.10

TechnoMagic – Greetings, young wizard, I see the strength of your desire to learn the secrets of magic, the TechnoMagic server is just for you! Here you can completely immerse yourself in the world of magic, learn the rituals of old witches, study forbidden blood magic and much more. Become the most powerful magician on our project! Forward to knowledge of the secrets of the scrolls. This is also a server of great technologies, here you can create complex mechanisms, circuits and equipment.

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❤️ Come visit us and explore the world of CenturyMine with your friends!

We are already waiting for you.

Galactic Marines Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crops Grown:	1425	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy! We’re talking about Corpse General Edition, where you can unleash your inner space marine and conquer the universe block by block.

Join us for the latest patch update, where we’ve added flying creepers and diamond armor that shoots lasers. And don’t miss our November community update, where we discuss the importance of building giant pixel art statues of Emperor Palpatine.

Need some lore to fuel your crafting adventures? Check out our collection of Warhammer 40k resources, guaranteed to make your mining sessions more epic than ever before.

Looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers? Join our Discord for codes to summon your comrades for epic PvP battles. And if you’re having trouble finding players, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – it’s like magic!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Warp and join us on Corpse General Edition, where every block tells a story and every creeper is a potential ally. See you in the pixelated trenches, soldier!

Not Canon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited bacon, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	147	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Slob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	470	Zombie Dances:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Dreamt About Graphs Again Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Potions Brewed:	127
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is graphs! That’s right, even the trees and animals are graph-shaped.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!

Vid Horders Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as the latest gossip? Well, look no further because our server is like a scandalous reality show meets a blocky adventure!

Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?