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MineCraftyMayhem – Battle Royale Bonanza!

#ClothovMelodiam, #EnariaLiliales, #EsilaShephield, #FaelieFallwood, #KenzoKozima, #KyoheiTekma, #LeobelPurson, #LuluLasso, #MelooMuse, #NoxOrphee, #NyantsumeVT, #OdetteMori, #PikoHalo, #PoetteEvergreen, #PyonPhelix, #ReverieNEXAS, #RixxyBrightful, #SweetEHiroshi, battle, battleroyale, bonanza, BRG, MineCraftyMayhem, NEXAS, Royale..

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	9610	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	223
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for a wild ride with our crazy crew of Minecraft maniacs.

We’ve got Harry, the CEO, who once built a house out of diamond blocks just for fun. And don’t even get us started on Clotho and Melodiam – they once pranked the entire server by filling everyone’s chests with nothing but potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! Lulu Lasso is known for her epic builds that defy the laws of physics, while Piko Halo can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And let’s not forget about Rixxy, who once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Potatoes may or may not be included in your starter kit)

Baby Mama Drama Minecraft Server

baby, Black women, Commitment, controversial, cultural expectations, DATING, Diversity, Drama, family, impregnation, incel, Interracial Relationships, love, MAMA, Marriage, Minecraft, personal choice, Race, relationships, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Are you tired of being an incel in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server offers a solution that is truly out of this world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to impregnate a black woman and marry her in-game. That’s right, forget about being lonely and start a virtual family instead! Who knew Minecraft could offer such wild and wacky opportunities? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to inceldom forever!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Enchantments Applied:	88	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.xg.vanillaboxmc.ru

DefinitelyNotCrackpot [Vanilla] SMP: 1.20.4 – LGBTQ+ Laughs & Hermitcraft Hijinks – Whitelist Wonderland!

[Discord Member], [Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], 1.20.4, Communication, DefinitelyNotCrackpot, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Events/updates, hermitcraft, high-tech, hijinks, Images, laughs, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, smp, snowy adventures, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Ticket Systems, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, wonderland

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	803771

Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!)

INFORMATION

Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions and inclusivity

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.

Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.

MINI SEASONS

In Between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons: https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been established?	The server was established in 2018.
Do you have Discord integration?	Yes, we use Discord for communication and events.
Are there any mini seasons hosted?	Yes, we host custom modded mini seasons in between main seasons.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply through the Discord server linked above.

WaffleSky VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, Beta, blocks, building, Community, Custom, Decision making, Development, Economy, Feature, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, progress, Sandbox, Server, SKY, Skyblock, Survival, update

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	6000
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	180	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Hypixel	WaffleSky
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server network	– Community-driven decision making
– Wide variety of mini-games and activities	– Regular updates and dev-logs
– High player population	– Beta stage allows for early player input
Cons	Cons
– Can be overwhelming for new players	– Limited features during beta stage
– Some mini-games may have long wait times	– Potential for bugs and glitches

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Hypixel?

Hypixel offers a wide range of mini-games and activities for players to enjoy. It is known for its large player population and diverse gameplay options.

2. What sets WaffleSky apart from Hypixel?

WaffleSky is focused on community-driven decision making, with players being able to help shape the features and direction of the server. It also provides regular updates and dev-logs to keep players informed.

3. Are there any limitations to playing on WaffleSky during its beta stage?

Due to being in beta, WaffleSky may have limited features and may experience bugs or glitches. However, this also allows for early player input and feedback to help improve the server.

4. How does player population compare between Hypixel and WaffleSky?

Hypixel is known for its high player population, while WaffleSky is still in development and may have a smaller player base initially. However, being in beta allows for a closer community experience.

Mascot Madness Minecraft Server: Where Cute Characters Rule!

adorable, character design, Characters, cute, cute animals, Cute Characters, digital pets, Entertainment, Fandom, favorite characters, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Irresistible, lovable, love, madness, mascot, Minecraft, Obsession, Passion, rule, Server, video game mascots, video games, virtual world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	58
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than a cute video game mascot! That’s right, our server is home to a lovable, cuddly character who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures with a smile on their face.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be home to a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds, gold, and rare treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the hidden kingdom and claim its riches for themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky journey with our adorable mascot leading the way. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Pixelated Peen Paradise – Server #6969

ai, AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BlackedWaifus, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, general, NovelAI V.3, Paradise, Peen, pixelated, PMV Torrent, Server, Shut Me Up Edition, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Whiteboy Denial Week every month! Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone in the most epic way possible. Share your edge count with fellow players and see who can hold out the longest!

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3! For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited gens and create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

Join us and use the below tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens, explore our Booru filled with all kinds of wild content, and even learn the BNWO Dictionary to expand your vocabulary.

And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program – earn rewards for your achievements in-game and reach new levels of satisfaction.

With templates, editing tutorials, Discord channels (even if they’re dead), and so much more, this server is the ultimate playground for those looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s have a blast together!

Join OrbitMC, where semi-vanilla is the spice of life! Just like your grandma’s secret recipe!

Active staff team, Community, Experience, get involved, Grandmas, Join, Life, Linktr.ee, Linktree, minecraft server, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, recipe, Season, secret, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Spice, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

OrbitMC Staff Team

FAQ	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC server?	Visit our Linktree and follow the steps provided to join and get whitelisted.
Is the server only for experienced players?	No, we welcome players of all experience levels to join our community and have fun.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join and play on OrbitMC.

ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

Budget, Canada, chicken, chickencraft, Clucking, Consumer, cost, Currency, Demand, Dinner, Economy, exchange rate, Food, Good, grocery, inflation, market, Meal, meat, Poultry, Prices, shopping, Supply

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where chickens rule the land and demand to be paid in maple syrup instead of diamonds. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be on a quest to gather as much maple syrup as possible to keep those demanding chickens happy.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move and skeletons show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking, “How much is chicken in Canada again?”

Nero’s Not-So-Eternal Rest Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ores Mined:	7094	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, participate in wild treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, and explore secret underground lairs filled with talking cows who give out questionable life advice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ghost of Nero, a legendary player who haunts the land with his mischievous tricks and pranks. Will you be brave enough to face him and earn his respect, or will you end up as just another victim of his ghostly shenanigans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Rest in peace, Nero – your legacy lives on in our server!