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DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Animals Bred:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1628
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4372
Star Shards Collected:	195	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Towns Built:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Votes:	7365	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

GraveyardRaveyard

burial, burial alternatives, burial costs, burial industry, burial plots, burial practices, burial traditions, cemetery space, comfy place, cremation, death traditions, eco-friendly burial, environmental impact, Forgotten, funeral expenses, future generations, GraveyardRaveyard, green burial, insult, liveable space, sustainable burial

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ores Mined:	1486
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, u ever thought bout payin to be buried in a fancy coffin? well, dis server is da opposite of dat! we got u covered if u wanna live forever in a virtual world instead of takin up space in da real world.

Join dis server cuz we got crazy stories like da time a player built a giant statue of a chicken dat came to life and started terrorizing da entire server. Or da time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into da main city and chaos ensued.

If u wanna be part of da madness and have a blast while playin Minecraft, dis server is da place to be. Plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players, cuz who doesn’t love snackin while buildin epic structures? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!