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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7115 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
