Loincloth Minecraft Servers

Loincloth Minecraft Servers

  • Hair Genital Loincloth Land

    Hair Genital Loincloth Land
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3788
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Animals Bred: 97
    Mines Excavated: 4822 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 279 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most outrageous adventures waiting for you! ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where the Na’vi from Avatar wear loin cloths even though their genitals are in their hair? well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

    we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and a secret underground club where the creepers go to dance the night away.

    if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house), then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sparked

    Sparked
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2850
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 383
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sparked Minecraft Server

    Sparked is a long term SMP filled with dedicated members, who want to create a world past the normal vanilla progression! Join us today and become part of our community.

    About us:

    • An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style
    • Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
    • Long-term world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
    • Our server strives to create a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
    • No land claims/chest locks, as vanilla as possible
    • Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
    • Optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join the discord linked above and apply to become a member.
    Is there an age requirement? Yes, the server is for players 18 years old and above.
    Are there any restrictions on gameplay? There are no land claims or chest locks, but hacking, griefing, and discrimination are strictly prohibited.
    Can I use mods on the server? Some optional mods and data packs are allowed, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.
    Will the world ever reset? No, the server aims to maintain a long-term world without random resets.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ethereal Elysian Isles 1.20.5

    Ethereal Elysian Isles 1.20.5
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4821
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaotic experience!

    – Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination, or lack thereof!

    – Build towering structures that defy the laws of physics, because who needs gravity anyway?

    – Explore dungeons filled with mobs that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even your existence!

    – Chat with fellow players who may or may not be figments of your imagination, but hey, who’s keeping track?

    – And most importantly, discover your true purpose in life…or at least in this virtual world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to descend into madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExGfGoneWild_Server

    ExGfGoneWild_Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 871
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Towns Built: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 243404 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house! We promise no one will judge you for your relationships, whether they’re secret or not. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never slam you for “ruining someone’s reputation.” Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

    RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 9884
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Farms Harvested: 304
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

    And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

    Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCashCow

    CraftyCashCow
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 5928
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroRearmCraft Server

    EuroRearmCraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2546
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 7877
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mines Excavated: 4004
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. if u join now, u get a free diamond helmet that gives u the power to shoot laser beams from ur eyes. also, our server is located in a parallel universe where rearming is cheaper than war, so u can build ur army of chickens without breaking the bank. come join the fun and chaos on our server, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BibaCraft: Kidnapped by Creepers!

    BibaCraft: Kidnapped by Creepers!
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2613
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is the competition! IDF confirmed that Bibas children were murdered in Hamas captivity but don’t worry, that won’t happen here cuz we don’t tolerate that nonsense! Plus, we have a mystery third body that’s definitely not the mother’s, so you know things are gonna get wild. Join now for a killer good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Racks SMP

    Racks SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3789
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Ores Mined: 987 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Small, community-based
    Number of Players Approximately 25
    Focus Farming, building, custom items
    Rules No griefing, friendly community

    FAQ

    Q: What plugins and datapacks are available on the server?

    A: We offer custom items and a shop that encourages farming and building.

    Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

    A: We discourage PVP and focus more on cooperative gameplay.

    Q: What happens if someone is caught griefing?

    A: Any griefing will be rolled back and the player responsible will face consequences.

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: The server will open in a few days, so you’re not too late to join!

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server using this link.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Blaze 1.20.2

    Eternal Blaze 1.20.2
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3804
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got cute sexy girls, like, everywhere, man! And I ain’t talking about those pixelated blocky babes, nah, I’m talking about real-life hotties who play Minecraft, can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true, dude! So, if you wanna build some epic structures and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be, my dude. Don’t miss out on all the fun and flirtation, come join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 2059
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and balancing out beauty procedures with PS5 purchases!

    Join us on this server where you can build your dream world while also making questionable financial decisions. Need to buy that new gaming console to even things out with your partner’s surprise beauty expenses? No problem, we support you!

    Embark on epic adventures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find yourself in a situation where you have to decide between a PS5 and financial harmony. Who knows what crazy stories will unfold on our server?

    So come join us and let’s see where your questionable financial decisions take you in the world of Minecraft! Remember, it’s all about balance…and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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