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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7794 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most outrageous adventures waiting for you! ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where the Na’vi from Avatar wear loin cloths even though their genitals are in their hair? well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!
we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and a secret underground club where the creepers go to dance the night away.
if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house), then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.
