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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2575 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 438 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.